Emotional Damage Calculator

Find out exactly how much emotional damage your roasts deal

Some roasts sting. Others leave emotional craters. Whether it was a savage insult or a sneaky little jab, drop the burn below and we’ll calculate just how deep it cut.

How much emotional damage did that roast really do? Let’s find out.

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One girl saying "Maybe if you eat your makeup, you could be pretty on the inside" to another girl.

Want to Become a Master Roaster?

Words can cut deeper than we expect—especially when they’re wrapped in a well-timed roast. Whether you’re laughing it off or spiraling in the shower, it helps to understand why certain burns hit harder than others.

Curious how to roast better? Check these out:

So go ahead—drop that roast. We’ll tell you if it’s a light singe… or an emotional catastrophe.

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