How Corny Am I?

Take this quiz to see how cheesy you are!

A good corny joke can get a party popping, but there's a fine line between corny and cringe. How corny are you?

Answer these quick questions, and we'll tell you exactly how cringe you are!

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Questions Overview

1. Choose the viral quote you think is funniest:
  1. "Chicken Jockeyyyy!"
  2. "Holy airball"
  3. "It's not clocking to you that I'm standing on business."
  4. "The girls are fightinggg!"
2. How do you feel about referencing internet memes in real life?
  1. I love it. Peak humor.
  2. It's fun, but don't overdo it.
  3. Only some memes are funny irl, imho.
  4. Nah, that's tacky.
3. Choose a corny word you love:
  1. Cheugy
  2. Sus
  3. Cringe
  4. None of these
4. Choose the meme genre you think is corniest:
  1. 100 men vs. 1 gorilla
  2. Calling anything "____-slop"
  3. Italian brainrot
  4. AI-generated Ghibli memes
5. Do you care about being seen as corny?
  1. Not at all. I may be cringe, but I am free.
  2. Not really, but sometimes I can push it too far.
  3. Yeah, sort of. I don't wanna be uncool.
  4. I'd rather be dead than be corny.
6. Which of these do you think is corniest?
  1. A cornfield
  2. Millennial humor
  3. Alpha bro podcasts
  4. Telling friends you love them
7. What's your favorite kind of irl humor?
  1. Slapstick or physical comedy
  2. Dry humor
  3. Stand-up comedy
  4. Dark humor
8. What's the corniest social media platform?
  1. TikTok
  2. Instagram / Threads
  3. Reddit
  4. Twitter / X
9. What generation would you consider yourself to be?
  1. Millennial
  2. Gen Z
  3. Gen X
  4. Something else
10. What kind of reaction do you usually get when you crack a joke irl?
  1. Groans or dirty looks
  2. Hysterical laughter
  3. Giggles and smiles
  4. Sensible chuckles
11. What's the biggest red flag that tells you someone is corny?
  1. They mention their height in their profile.
  2. They have a podcast.
  3. They’re a wannabe influencer.
  4. They're afraid of being corny.
12. Labubus. Corny?
  1. A little corny. Sorry.
  2. Cornyyyyyy
  3. Not corny
  4. Who's that?

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The Best Corny Jokes

  • What does corn say when it gets a compliment? Aw, shucks!
  • I told my friend 10 jokes to try to make him laugh, but no pun in 10 did.
  • Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
  • What did one tomato say to the other during the race? Ketchup!
  • What do you call a seagull when it flies over a bay? A bagel.
  • What kind of ghost has the best hearing? The eeriest.
  • Why was Cinderella bad at soccer? She was always running away from the ball!
  • Why are eggs bad comedians? Because they can’t take a yolk!
  • What do you call a horse that never falls over? Stable.
  • How do cows do their shopping? With cattle-logs!
  • Why shouldn’t you tell secrets around a cornfield? Too many ears!
  • Did you read that book about anti-gravity? I just couldn’t put it down!
  • Why was the broom late for work? It over-swept!
  • What do you call a bull with no legs? Ground beef.
  • How does Darth Vader like his coffee? On the Dark Side.
  • How do you organize a trip to space? You planet!
  • Did you hear the one about the doctor with anger issues? He was always losing patients.
  • What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
  • What’s the first piece of clothing a cloud puts on in the morning? Thunderpants!

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