Chat, How Cooked Am I?

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There’s a fine line between being absolutely cooked and absolutely cooking. Are you barely surviving, or totally thriving?

Answer these quick questions, and we’ll answer your own burning question: “Chat, am I cooked?”

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Questions Overview

1. How much sleep do you get each night?
  1. Sleep? Who sleeps anymore?
  2. A few hours...
  3. Probably a little too much, honestly.
  4. Like 7-8 hours! A perfect night's rest.
2. Are you wearing fresh, clean clothes right now?
  1. I can't remember the last time they were washed...
  2. They're several days old, but they still smell fresh!
  3. They're a couple days old. What's the harm?
  4. They're fresh out the wash!
3. Choose your favorite brainrot word:
  1. Sussy
  2. Sigma
  3. Skibidi
  4. Rizz
4. How much water do you drink each day?
  1. I don't drink water. I prefer soda, energy drinks, etc.
  2. I get a few sips in.
  3. I drink a few glasses.
  4. I chug water all day!
5. Say cheese! We just snapped a photo of you (not really). Would you let us publish it in the newspaper?
  1. Give that to me. I'm burning this photo. Nobody can see it.
  2. Wait wait wait can we do another one? Let me freshen up real quick...
  3. Sure, but maybe touch up my smile here and there.
  4. Absolutely. I look great!
6. Quick, when was the last time you went outside?
  1. What is this "outside" you speak of?
  2. A few days ago. I think.
  3. Just yesterday.
  4. Earlier today!
7. Choose a "Most likely to..." award you think you'd get.
  1. Most likely to fake their death and start over in a new country.
  2. Most likely to wear sunglasses indoors.
  3. Most likely to win the lottery.
  4. Most likely to solve world hunger.
8. Could we check your browser history real quick?
  1. I'd rather die.
  2. ...Lemme just delete a few things.
  3. Fine. If you must. Only if I can see yours.
  4. Sure. I got nothing to hide.
9. What was your screen time yesterday? (Take your best guess.)
  1. 10+ hours
  2. 5-10 hours
  3. 1-5 hours
  4. Less than an hour
10. Close your eyes and take a deep breath. What's the vibe of your mind right now?
  1. Like one of those mirror mazes at a carnival. Where am I, dude?
  2. Like a doctor's office waiting room. Just... waiting....
  3. Like a mountain meadow. Serene. Breezy. Sublime.
  4. Like a 24-hour party in Malibu. It's all good vibes.
11. Here's $100. You can only spend it on one of these things. What do you choose?
  1. $100-worth of Doordash/UberEats
  2. A new video game or two
  3. Stock up on fresh food from the farmer's market
  4. A fresh stack of books to read
12. Which career would you be super good at if you started it right now?
  1. TikTok influencer. Put me in front of the camera.
  2. Pro daredevil. I live for the thrill.
  3. IT specialist. I'm good with computers.
  4. Cult leader. I'm a people person!

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What does “Cooked” mean?

What does “cooked” mean?
“Cooked” is AAVE slang that means that someone is in trouble or in a sticky situation. Maybe you got yourself into it, or maybe it’s just a stroke of bad luck. Whatever the case, if you’re looking around and thinking, “Uh oh…” you’re probably cooked.

The phrase started as popular Black slang, used by people like boxer Adrian Broner. The word took off on social media like Twitter/X and TikTok, and the rest is history.

Who is “chat?”
When people say “Chat, am I cooked?” they’re talking to an audience, either imaginary or real. It’s a reference to online streamers, who often refer to their live audience as “chat,” since their audience interacts with them in a chat box.

But wait, what does “He’s cooking” mean?
Great question. There are different meanings of “cooked,” and this is one of them. When someone is “cooking,” or “Let him cook,” they’re doing something well, or they’re on to something. They’re like a chef preparing a delicious meal in the kitchen. They’re cooking something up!

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