110+ Hilarious Laffy Taffy Jokes for Endless Giggles

Laffy Taffy gives you more than just a chewy, fruity treat. The infamously silly jokes printed on the wrapper also bring a little extra joy into your life! But if you want more jokes, you have to eat an awful lot of candy… or keep reading this article! We've compiled a list of more than 110 Laffy Taffy jokes, including jokes about animals, food, sports, and more, so you can have the belly laughs without the bellyache. Plus, we’ll tell you how to submit a joke to Laffy Taffy!

All-Time Best Laffy Taffy Jokes

How do billboards talk? Sign language.
Where do pigs park their cars? A porking lot.
What is a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer.
What kind of tea is the hardest? Reality.
Which sport involves the most chewing? Gumball.
What did zero say to 8? Nice belt.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.

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Funniest Laffy Taffy Jokes

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Give yourself a case of the giggles with the funniest Laffy Taffy jokes. Laffy Taffy wrapper jokes are a mix of fan suggestions and crowd-sourced puns that are fun and family-friendly.^{[1]
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- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- What type of brief packs a punch? A boxer brief.
- How do billboards talk? Sign language.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Why do shoemakers go to heaven? They have good soles.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
- Did you hear the joke about the toilet? Never mind, it’s too dirty.
- What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- What do you call a grandmother who tells jokes? A gram cracker.
- What did one eye say to the other? Between us, something smells.
- Guess who I ran into on the way to the eye doctor? Everybody!
- How does a cyclist train for a race? He recycles.
- Why did the crazy train get in trouble? He had loco-motives.
- What do you call a fancy salmon? Sofishticated.
- When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway.

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Laffy Taffy Jokes about Animals

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Use an animal-themed Laffy Taffy joke to have your friends howling. There’s nothing quite like a funny joke featuring their favorite creature to get an animal lover laughing. This list of animal-themed Laffy Taffy jokes is sure to keep them roaring with laughter:
- Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
- What did the skunk say when the wind changed? It’s all coming back to me now.
- Why did the pony eat a cough drop? He was a little hoarse.
- What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- Where should you go if your dog is missing? The lost and hound.
- Why don’t lobsters share? Because they are shellfish.
- Why don’t birds follow directions? They like to wing it.
- What do you call the king’s rabbit? The hare to the throne.
- How do fish get to the hospital? In a clam-bulance!
- Why do sharks swim in saltwater? Pepper makes them sneeze.
- What is a chicken that can count her own eggs? A mathemachicken.
- Where do pigs park their cars? A porking lot.
- What can make honey and words? A spelling bee.
- Where does the sheep get its hair cut? The Baa Baa Shop.
- Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!

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Laffy Taffy Jokes about Trees & Plants

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Find the funny side of nature with jokes about plants and trees. Mother Nature has a great sense of humor. That’s why these tree and plant-themed Laffy Taffy jokes will leaf you crying with laughter:
- What kind of plant do you put in a cake? Flower.
- What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A porkypine.
- What kind of trees like to give high fives? Palm trees.
- What is a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer.
- Why don’t trees use the train? They can never decide on a root.
- What kind of tree survives without water? A family tree.
- If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from? A poultry.
- Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark!
- What’s the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle.
- What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone!
- What did the crop say to the farmer? Why are you always picking on me?
- What do trees and people each have? Roots.
- Why do we not tell secrets in a corn patch? Too many ears.

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Laffy Taffy Jokes about Food

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Please even the pickiest eaters with Laffy Taffy jokes about food. Did you know laughter burns calories? It’s true!^{[2]
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- Why did the father yell at the grape? Because it was being un-raisin-able.
- What room can no one enter? A mushroom.
- How do you mend a broken jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
- What kind of tea is the hardest? Reality.
- Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen? They might peel.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- Why is a pancake like the sun? Because it rises in the yeast.
- Why did the man throw his margarine? He wanted to see the butter fly.
- When can peanuts laugh? When you crack them up!
- What is a potato's favorite game? Hash-tag
- Why was the apple so mean? It was a crab apple.
- What’s a mummy’s favorite food? Wraps.

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Laffy Taffy Jokes about Sports

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Give your funny bone a workout with these sports-related jokes. Many people take their sports very seriously, but it’s a lot more fun with a healthy sense of humor! If you love to play (or just watch) sports, here’s a whole category of Laffy Taffy jokes that are sure to be a slam dunk:
- What can you serve but not eat? A tennis ball.
- What did the grass say to the ball field? I want to root for you.
- What did the pancake say to the baseball player? Batter up!
- What did the gum say to the taffy on race day? We’re in the home stretch.
- What do you call a crab that plays baseball? A pinch hitter.
- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole-in-one.
- Why did the bowling pins stop working? They went on a strike.
- Why did the skier bring wipes? He didn’t want to wipe out.
- Why do bananas like gymnastics? They like doing the splits.
- Which sport involves the most chewing? Gumball.
- Why did the basketball player bring a duck to the game? He wanted to shoot a fowl shot.
- What runs around a soccer field but never moves? A fence.

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Smart Laffy Taffy Jokes for School

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Show your smarts with Laffy Taffy jokes that are perfect for school. A silly joke is a great way to make the school day pass more quickly. Try out a few of these school-friendly jokes on your friends:
- What happened after David had his ID stolen? We had to call him Dav.
- What did zero say to 8? Nice belt.
- What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
- What did one triangle say to the other triangle? Let’s get together and square dance.
- What did the digital clock say to its mom? Look, Mom, no hands.
- What did the cheerleader say to the ghost? Show your spirit!
- What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas.
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
- What's green and fluffy and comes from Mars? A Martian mellow.
- What building has the most stories? The library.
- What kind of chain is edible? A food chain.
- How is a bad joke like a broken pencil? They have no point.
- What is thin, white, and scary? Homework.
- Do you know what’s really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2.
- What did the music teacher say when her students asked if they could sing their favorite song? Of chorus.

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Laffy Taffy-Style Jokes for Adults

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Enjoy a Laffy Taffy-style joke geared toward adults. There’s nothing that says a good, silly joke can’t be about grown-ups. Here’s a list of jokes in the spirit of Laffy Taffy that focus on the foibles of adult life:
- How are marriages like algebra? When you look at your x, you can’t figure out y.
- Why did the lion go to therapy? He found out his wife was a cheetah.
- How is my wallet like an onion? Every time I open it, I cry.
- What do you call a cow’s illogical point? Moot.
- Why should you never eat a clock? It’s time-consuming.
- Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
- What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
- You know what always makes me smile? Facial muscles.
- Where would you find a cow who's having a really bad day? McDonald’s.
- Why did the man miss the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.
- Why did the zombies get divorced? Their marriage was dead.
- Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.
- How do you shoot a killer bee? With a bee-bee gun.
- Why did the skeleton go to the movie by itself? It had no body.

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Cute Laffy Taffy Puns

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Try a little wacky wordplay with cute Laffy Taffy puns. Puns can be traced as far back as 184 B.C.^{[3]
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- What is a parasite? Something you see in Paris.
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
- How should you greet women’s shoes? Hi, heels.
- Where do hamsters go on vacation? Hamsterdam.
- How do you turn soup into gold? Add 24 carrots.
- What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
- When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.
- What button can’t unbutton? Your belly button.
- What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker? Use the forks, Luke.
- What do you call a lazy bull? A bulldozer
- How do you organize a space party? You planet!
- What car does a ghost drive? A Boo-ick
- Why did the bird go to the hospital? To get tweetment.

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Submitting Your Laffy Taffy Joke

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Submit your original Laffy Taffy joke at the official website. If you have a Laffy Taffy-style joke you want to see printed on a wrapper, you can submit it at www.laffytaffy.com/yourjokes. Just type in the setup in the space at the top of the wrapper and your punchline at the bottom. Then, click Submit and you’re done!^{[4]
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- Laffy Taffy jokes are usually in the form of a setup and a punchline.
- Only submit clean jokes. Laffy Taffy only uses jokes that are fun for the whole family.