106+ Hilarious Fortnite Jokes, Roasts, & Pick-Up Lines

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Make all your gamer friends laugh with these Fortnite jokes

Co-authored by Kendall Payne and Raven Minyard, BA

Last Updated: May 29, 2025 Fact Checked

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• Funny & Punny
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• For Kids
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• For Adults
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• Dad Jokes
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• Roasts
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• Pick-Up Lines
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• Delivering Your Fortnite Joke

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If you’re a Fortnite gamer, you probably know there are tons of memes and jokes about the game and its fans. Telling a Fortnite joke can be a great way to break the ice with your squad or distract your enemies in-game. In this article, we’ve gathered all the best Fortnite jokes for kids and adults, as well as hilarious roasts and pick-up lines. Plus, we’ll explain how to deliver your joke like a pro.

The Best Fortnite Jokes

• What type of dinosaur plays Fortnite? A Flossiraptor!
• What Fortnite mode do babies play? Rattle Royale!
• Why don’t skeletons play Fortnite? They’ve got no skins!
• What do you call a gassy dad’s favorite game? Fartnite.
• What does a Fortnite player use to turn on the TV? Emote control!

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Section 1 of 7:

Funniest Fortnite Jokes & Puns

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   Make your Fortnite squad laugh with a hilarious joke. Telling a joke can be a great way to lighten the mood and bond with your squad while playing Fortnite. Pay attention to your group’s mood and what’s going on in the game to pick the best time to deliver your joke. This will likely break the ice and help you all work together as a team. Here are some examples:

   • “Why do Fortnite players have great teeth? They love to floss!”
   • “What do people say after rubber banding in Fortnite? Oh snap!”
   • “What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite era? The 90s!”
   • “How do the animals enter an arc in Fortnite? One by one!”
   • “What type of dinosaur plays Fortnite? A Flossiraptor!”
   • “Why are dentists good at Fortnite? They floss twice a day!”
   • “What Fortnite mode do cows play? Cattle Royale!”
   • “Who does the floss at Buckingham Palace? The Royale Family!”
   • “What does a Fortnite player use to turn on the TV? Emote control!”
   • “Why are strikers no good at Fortnite? They never battle pass!”
   • “What do you call a defender of the Royale realm? A Fort-Knight!”
   • “What did Epic Games name their Fortnite sequel? Month!”
   • “Which is the most hydrated team playing Fortnite? Team Liquid!”
   • “How do we know Fortnite is a popular game? It’s taking the world by storm!”
   • “What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite type of music? Battle-rap!”
   • “Why did the Fortnite player start gardening? They were tired of getting bushwhacked!”
   • “What does a player feel after playing Fortnite all day long? Discom-fort!”
   • “What did the chef name his Fortnite-inspired restaurant? Butter Royale!”
   • “What do you call a squad of Raven skins who eliminate someone? A murder of crows!”
   • “What does Peely say when he’s sick? I’m not peeling so well!”
   • “How did the Fortnite gamer try to decrease lag on his modem? Tying a rubber band on it.”
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Section 2 of 7:

Fortnite Jokes for Kids

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   Make an age-appropriate joke if you’re talking to kids. While people of all ages play Fortnite, its biggest fan base is kids. Keep the children’s ages in mind when making a joke. They may understand the Fortnite references, but the joke itself needs to be easy for them to understand! Older kids will likely understand jokes more easily than younger kids. Here are some examples:

   • “What do you call a Fortnite gamer who loves vegetables? Tomatohead!”
   • “Where do Fortnite players buy their clothes? At the retail row!”
   • “What Fortnite mode do babies play? Rattle Royale!”
   • “Why wasn’t the Fortnite player allowed to join the army? They didn’t have a Battle Pass!”
   • “What video game do foxes like to play? Fur-tnite!”
   • “Why shouldn’t you give someone the video game Fortnite as a present? It only lasts two weeks!”
   • “Why are so many supermarket employees good at Fortnite? They are experienced in tagging!”
   • “Why is Fortnite so popular on Halloween? Because all of the hills are haunted!”
   • “Why do worms hate Fortnite? They’re always being baited!”
   • “Where do Fortnite players hang out when they’re tired? Lazy Lake!”
   • “How does Ninja know where to find enemies in Fortnite? Because he wears sneakers!”
   • “Where was the kid who was bawling his eyes out found in Fortnite? The Weeping Woods!”
   • “Where do whiny Fortnite players get dropped in the game? Salty Towers!”
   • “What’s EA’s favorite Fortnite dance? Swipe it!”
   • “Why did the pirate start playing Fortnite? He wanted to loot the Viking Vessel!”
   • “Why did the royal Fortnite player sleep in a castle at night? That was his fort right!”
   • “What is a Fortnite gamer’s favorite Disney character? Scar.”

Section 3 of 7:

Fortnite Jokes for Adults

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   Make a more mature Fortnite joke if you’re with adults. Adult jokes aren’t always dirty or inappropriate, although they definitely can be. Sometimes, they just go over kids’ heads because they don’t know enough about the subject. However, if you know there are no kids around, feel free to embrace your dirty or dark sense of humor. Here are some examples:

   • “If a vegan does CrossFit and doesn’t like Fortnite, which do they tell you about first?”
   • “Why is Kylo Ren one of the best Fortnite players in the galaxy? Because of his love for Solo kills!”
   • “What do you call a Fortnite player in a car? Virgin Mobile!”
   • “How do we know medieval families played Fortnite, too? All the royale clashes!”
   • “Why is Fortnite being blamed for ecological issues? Streams are turning salty every day!”
   • “Have you ever heard about the guy who plays Fortnite and studies at Oxford? Jokes have a limit, too.”
   • “How is Fortnite like dating? You keep getting ghosted in duos!”
   • “What’s the Fortnite bar’s best drink? A Chug Jug on the rocks!”
   • “Why did the Fortnite pro retire? He couldn’t build a relationship!”
   • “What do Fortnite players and olive oil have in common? They’re both extra virgin!”
   • “What do you call killing kids in Fortnite? E-bortion.”
   • “When was the last time a Twitch streamer got laid? About a fortnite ago.”
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Fortnite Dad Jokes

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   Make everyone roll their eyes with a groan-worthy dad joke. Almost everyone loves (and hates) a good dad joke. Think of the cheesiest Fortnite jokes you know, and share them with your friends. They’ll probably groan or roll their eyes, but secretly, there’s a good chance they wish they thought of the joke first. Here are some examples:

   • “Why was the gamer sad after losing Fortnite? Because no one could console him!”
   • “How does a thirsty gamer drink water? They slurp it!”
   • “Where do Fortniters sleep? In a nite fort!”
   • “Why don’t skeletons play Fortnite? They’ve got no skins!”
   • “Why can’t anyone use the password Fortnite? Because it’s two week!”
   • “Why did Shrek play Fortnite? He wanted to visit the Slurpy Swamp!”
   • “What Fortnite mode do snakes play? The Rattle Royale!”
   • “Did you hear about the sausage who kept attacking themselves on Fortnite? They were their own wurst enemy!”
   • “What’s the best dish to eat while playing Fortnite? Ghost peeking duck…preferably salty!”
   • “Why is playing Fortnite like watching X-Men? You know the Storm is coming!”
   • “Did you hear about the thieves who broke into the alphabet factory? They only took the L.”
   • “How do you make your TV do the floss? Emote control!”
   • “Why did the chicken play Fortnite? To prove it wasn’t a chicken!”
   • “Why did the llama make a detour? To get better loot, obviously!”
   • “Where was the broke Fortnite gamer dropped in the game? Peasant Park!”
   • “Why was the gamer running around instead of camping in the game? Fort-une favors the brave!”
   • “Why is Fortnite such a tough game to get over? Because of all of the fort-ificiations.”
   • “What do you call Fortnite in America? A quarter battle with cheese.”
   • “Why do soccer players hate playing Fortnite? They don’t like passing the battle to one another.”
   • “What do you call a gassy dad’s favorite game? Fartnite.”

Section 5 of 7:

Toxic Fortnite Roasts

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   Roast your friends to throw them off their game. If you’re battling it out with your friends, get the better of them by distracting them with a roast. This can be a joke making fun of their gaming abilities, a joke about the game Fortnite in general, or even a yo mama joke. You don’t want to really hurt your friend’s feelings, though, so don’t be too harsh. Here are some examples:

   • “Fortnite? More like Fartnite!”
   • “Yo mama so old she thinks V-bucks are arcade tokens!”
   • “What do you call a Fortnite player with terrible aim? A miss-take!”
   • “What’s the difference between a Fortnite gamer and photosynthesis? Photosynthesis gets sunlight.”
   • “Yo mama so laggy she moves like a 500-ping server!”
   • “Why is the game called Fortnite? That’s how long it takes to get bored of it!”
   • “How many Fortnite players does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: one to actually do the job and the other to floss like they made a massive accomplishment.”
   • “Yo mama so fat she needs a double Battle Bus!”
   • “What do you call playing Fortnite during the day? Daycare!”
   • “Wanna hear a joke? Fortnite.”
   • “Hasbro made a Fortnite Monopoly. Ironically, it’s 13+.”
   • “Nice skin! Did you buy it in the clearance section?”
   • “Your aim is so bad even a bot would dodge you.”
   • “Your idea of victory is like my idea of a diet—nonexistent!”
   • “Your dance moves are more cringe than a dad at a wedding!”
   • “You build like a toddler with Lego blocks!”
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Section 6 of 7:

Fortnite Pick-Up Lines

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   Show off your Fortnite rizz with a pick-up line. Fortnite pick-up lines can be a great way to show a fellow gamer you’re interested, or simply a way to embarrass your friends while you’re playing. Don’t be afraid to get a little cheesy; the more ironic you are, the more likely people will laugh! Here are some examples:

   • “Are you purple save? Because I’m checking you out.”
   • “Are you Cupid? Because you just landed a crossbow shot to my heart.”
   • “Is your name Fortnite? Because I’m addicted to you.”
   • “Can we play creative mode? Because I want to build something special with you.”
   • “I’d take the L any day if it meant taking you out on a date.”
   • “My aim is terrible, but you’re headshot material.”
   • “You must be a battle bus because you’re taking me on a wild ride!”
   • “If you were a skin, I’d never take you off!”
   • “You must be a loot llama because you’ve got everything I need.”
   • “Are you a backpack? Because I want to carry you with me everywhere.”
   • “Are you a supply drop? Because you’re the perfect package and I can’t wait to unwrap you.”
   • “Let’s skip the Battle Bus and get straight to the real action.”
   • “Did you come from Tilted Towers? Because I would tilt you over.”
   • “Are you an Epic Victory? Because being with you feels like a win.”
   • “This may sound LOOTicrous, but I think we’d make a great team.”
   • “Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your storm eye.”
   • “If you were a Fortnite skin, I’d spend all my V-bucks on you.”
   • “Are you a Chug Jug? Because spending time with you is so refreshing.”
   • “Is your name Med Kit? Because you’ve got my heart back to full health.”
   • “Are you a trap? Because I fell for you.”

Section 7 of 7:

How to Deliver a Fortnite Joke

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   Choose the right time. To land your Fortnite joke, it’s important to say it at the right time. It’s probably not a good time to joke when you and your friends are fighting to stay alive, for example. However, if you’re just running around and you see something related to your joke, go ahead and say it.
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   Know your audience. Before you deliver a joke, make sure your audience will appreciate it. Make sure your friends know any Fortnite terms included in your joke, and keep things age-appropriate. For example, if you’re all adults, it may be okay to say a dirty joke, but if you know someone’s uncomfortable with that sense of humor, it’s probably best to keep things PG.
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   Pay attention to pacing. In most cases, jokes are only funny if they’re delivered well, so practice your joke a few times to get your pacing down. Don’t rush to say the punchline immediately. Wait for a beat, then deliver it. This gives your friends time to process that you’re making a joke.
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   Memorize jokes if you can’t come up with your own. Sometimes, it can be really hard to come up with a joke on your own. Luckily, there are a ton of hilarious Fortnite jokes you can find on the internet. If you’re really interested, consider buying a Fortnite joke book and memorizing your favorites so you can use them whenever you play.
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