Are you a sussy skibidi rizzler? Or are you a total normie? Do you understand what we just said, or do you need a Gen Alpha translator to explain? We’re about to find out!
Take a stab at translating these sentences, and we’ll tell you how fluent you are in internet slang!

Questions Overview
1. Translate: That quirked up shawty is goated with the sauce!
- That sick donkey eats goat with sauce.
- That slick lady is the best around.
- That peculiar woman drinks goat's milk.
- That interesting guy turned into a goat!
2. Translate: There was a whole bunch of turbulence when I mogged on him.
- There was a disruption when I showed up looking better than him.
- His plane almost crashed when I made fun of him.
- The wind picked up when I beat him in a dance battle.
- Things got scary when I dissed him.
3. Translate: Alpha males are so glazed these days.
- My boss loves donuts.
- Male wolfs are covered in oil.
- Olympic medalists are sweaty.
- Dominant men are overhyped.
4. Translate: She rizzed him up IRL.
- She charmed him in real life.
- She stole his money in a real lounge.
- She exploded his Coke in rough leather.
- She bought his drink for him.
5. Translate: I thought you were an NPC until you hit the griddy.
- I thought you were broke until you bought me a McGriddle.
- I thought you were lame until you worked the grill.
- I assumed you were never passing calculus until you aced the test.
- I thought you were boring until you started dancing.
6. Translate: Only in Ohio would my schlawg be an imposter.
- You can only get that in Ohio.
- Ohio is full of suspicious people.
- I never thought my best friend would betray me.
- There's a traitor somewhere in Ohio.
7. Translate: His sigma grindset is honestly pretty sussy.
- His work ethic is super good.
- His gears are rusty and need cleaning.
- His coffee grinder is pathetic.
- His intense work ethic is suspicious.
8. Translate: I ordered the ocky way and it was honestly bussin.
- I ordered something complicated and it was delicious.
- I ordered something simple and it was terrible.
- I commanded him to eat until he burst.
- I chose a different route and it was beautiful.
9. Translate: I started malding when he took his fanum tax.
- I started balding after I did my taxes.
- I was so mad I started balding when he stole my food.
- I got excited when he shouted out his fans.
- I began to weep after he took my fan.
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- Brainrot: The condition of being online too much, which changes the way your brain works, for the worse.
- Bussin: Describes something that’s especially good or desirable.
- Gyatt: Short for “g*dd*mn,” or sometimes used to describe a person’s booty.
- -maxxing: A suffix that means the act of getting especially good at something, most commonly “looksmaxxing.”
- Mewing: A mouth exercise said to enhance your jawline. It doesn’t, really.
- Rizz: Short for “charisma,” and refers to someone’s skill in wooing a romantic interest. Someone with lots of rizz is a rizzler.
- Sigma: A term to describe a social maverick or self-assured outsider. Related to words like “alpha” and “beta.”
- Sus: Short for “suspicious.” Popularized in the online deduction game Among Us.
- Grindset: “Grind” + “mindset,” or an over-the-top work ethic.
- Fanum tax: To take a little bit of a friend’s food. Started by online personalities Fanum and Kai Cenat.
- Did you pray today?: A satirical phrase said when you want to check in on someone.
- Goofy ahh: A slangification of the phrase “goofy-ass,” which is used to describe something silly or unserious.
- Quirked up: A facetious way to say that someone is smooth or slick.
- Only in Ohio: A satirical phrase used to express how subpar or wacky Ohio is, when in reality Ohio is kinda boring.
- Skibidi: A nonsense word used in a series of animated YouTube videos depicting singing heads in toilets taking over the world.
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