Funny & Silly Questions to Ask Siri When You’re Bored

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Hilarious voice commands that will crack you up

Co-authored by Raven Minyard, BA Reviewed by Luigi Oppido

Last Updated: April 23, 2025 Fact Checked

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Funniest Questions

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For Kids

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For Adults

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Siri is Apple’s virtual assistant, designed to answer questions, perform tasks, and make recommendations. She’s also programmed with hilarious responses to certain questions. In this article, we’ve gathered all the best funny things to ask Siri for kids and adults to help cure your boredom.

Things to Ask Siri for a Funny Response

Siri, are you a robot?
Siri, what do you look like?
Siri, what are you wearing?
Siri, take me to your leader.
Siri, do you like cats?

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Funniest Things to Ask Siri

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Ask Siri these funny questions when you’re bored. As Apple’s virtual assistant, Siri has an answer for almost every question imaginable, including the funny ones. All you have to do is activate Siri by saying, “Hey Siri,” then ask whatever your heart desires. Get creative—Siri’s answers may surprise you!^{[1]
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- Siri, do I look good?
- Siri, can you sing me a song?
- Siri, will you follow me on Twitter?
- Siri, do you know how to rap?
- Siri, can you teach me how to swim?
- Siri, who let the dogs out?
- Siri, what do owls say?
- Siri, who’s the best virtual assistant?
- Siri, can I call you Alexa instead?
- Siri, where did I put my keys?
- Siri, who are your parents?
- Siri, will you scratch my back?
- Siri, do you have eyes in the back of your head?
- Siri, do I have bad breath?
- Siri, are you dating Google Chrome?
- Siri, what does the fox say?
- Siri, testing 1, 2, 3.
- Siri, can you stop time?
- Siri, why are firetrucks red?
- Siri, who you gonna call?

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Funny Things to Ask Siri for Kids

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Ask Siri these silly questions to see what she’ll say. If you’re a kid (or an adult trying to entertain a kid), asking Siri random questions is a great way to get some laughs. Ask Siri any question you can think of or try telling her a joke. You never know what she’ll say!^{[2]
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- Siri, do you want to build a snowman?
- Siri, is your refrigerator running?
- Siri, what came first: the chicken or the egg?
- Siri, do you have any kids?
- Siri, can you call Santa?
- Siri, are you married?
- Siri, do you like Justin Bieber?
- Siri, do you know how to dance?
- Siri, who is your favorite superhero?
- Siri, how fast can you run?
- Siri, can you do my homework?
- Siri, do you have a TikTok account?
- Siri, can I call you Bob?
- Siri, are you afraid of the dark?
- Siri, do you like “Baby Shark?”
- Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?
- Siri, tell me a bedtime story.
- Siri, why did the chicken cross the road?
- Siri, where does Santa live?
- Siri, what should I be for Halloween?

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Funny Things to Ask Siri for Adults

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Get a little flirty with Siri if you’re an adult. Siri may not be human, but she might have more of a personality than your last Tinder date. If you’re bored, try flirting with Siri to see how she’ll respond. You can also try asking questions children might not understand, like references to your favorite TV shows or movies. Siri’s answers will have you cracking up in no time. ^{[3]
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- Siri, do you smoke?
- Siri, when am I going to get married?
- Siri, is the Earth flat?
- Siri, do you want to go on a date?
- Siri, is winter coming?
- Siri, what is the true meaning of life?
- Siri, do you eavesdrop on my conversations?
- Siri, do you have 99 problems?
- Siri, what are you doing later?
- Siri, what is your best pick-up line?
- Siri, why am I still single?
- Siri, talk dirty to me.
- Siri, will you dance with me?
- Siri, do you vote?
- Siri, where is Elvis Presley?
- Siri, red pill or blue pill?
- Siri, how do I get to Mordor?
- Siri, beam me up, Scottie.
- Siri, I see a little silhouetto of a man.
- Siri, show me the money.