210+ of the Funniest Fake Names for People, Countries & More

Are you looking for some funny fake names to give your friends a chuckle? We’ve got your back! This article is the ultimate list of funny fake names for people, doctors, diseases, countries, and more. We also threw in funny character names, business names, and unusual celebrity baby names. Plus, we spoke with mental health and personal growth experts to get their best advice for improving your life by laughing more.

Funniest Fake Names

Belle E. Buttons
Dr. Mal Practiss
Anna Conda
Ella Vator
Eileen Dover
Ann T. Social
Al Beback

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Clean Funny Fake Names

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Keep it clean and kid-friendly with a funny fake name. According to licensed clinical psychologist Susan Pazak, “Laughter is medicine to the soul.”^{[1]
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Susan Pazak, PhD
Licensed Clinical Psychologist & Professional Life Coach

Expert Interview} Help someone take advantage of the many benefits of laughter with one of these funny and clean fake names:
- Frank N. Stein
- Lance A. Boyle
- Crystal Ball
- Sandy Beach
- Paige Turner
- Lolly Pop
- Sal Monella
- Eileen Dover
- I. M. Joking
- Cole Kutz
- Belle E. Buttons
- Al Beback
- Justin Case
- Dan Druff
- Ima Hogg
- Ella Vator
- Tom Foolery
- Chip Munk
- Mary Christmas
- Penny Cillin
- Stan Dupp
- Daisy Dukes
- Patty O’Furniture
- Cliff Hanger
- Ann T. Social
- Anna Conda
- Chuck Roast

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Dirty Funny Fake Names

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Give yourself a little spicy alias with a dirty fake name. Sometimes, a little risqué humor is the best way to get a laugh. While these gag names might be a little juvenile, they’re also pretty funny. So, go ahead, try out one of the following racy fake names:
- Phil McCracken
- Wayne Kerr
- Hugh G. Rection
- Pat McGroin
- Dawn Keebals
- Ben Dover
- Jenny Tull
- Willie Stroker
- Drew P. Wiener
- Betty Humpter
- Harry Sachs
- Dusty Bottoms
- Eric Shin
- Anita Bang
- Tess Tickles
- Dixie Normous
- Amanda Lay
- Seymour Butz
- Dan Gleebitz
- Sharon McCrotch
- Harry Azcrack
- Mike Hawk
- Drew Peacock
- Hugh Jass
- May I. Tutchem

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Funny Fake Doctor Names

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Invent a fake doctor with a hilariously fitting name. The last thing you want to hear when you’re in the hospital is, “Hello, I’m Dr. Paine,” but you’ll probably laugh about it later. “I try to find the humor in absolutely everything… even when it's a really challenging situation,” shares life coach Rachel Kove.^{[2]
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Rachel Kove
Life Coach

Expert Interview} Whether you’re dealing with an illness or are just looking to laugh, check out our list of funny fake doctor names:
- Dr. Angie O'Plasty
- Dr. Emma Royd, proctologist
- Dr. Bender, chiropractor
- Dr. Looney, psychiatrist
- Dr. Will Tickel, podiatrist
- Dr. Hackman, surgeon
- Dr. Unk
- Dr. Quack
- Dr. Butcher, surgeon
- Dr. Boddy
- Dr. Seymour Weiner, urologist
- Dr. Mal Practiss
- Dr. Batty, psychiatrist
- Dr. Plack, dentist
- Dr. A. Butts, proctologist
- Dr. Graves
- Dr. Cutting, plastic surgeon
- Dr. Payne, dentist
- Dr. Grimm
- Dr. Slaughter
- Dr. Hacker
- Dr. Gore, surgeon
- Dr. Richard Tapper, urologist
- Dr. Katz, veterinarian
- Dr. Joe Pepper
- Dr. Acula

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Funny Fake Disease Names

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Create a comical contagion to infect your friends with the giggles. A silly sickness is the perfect excuse to get out of something. Just imagine saying, “I’m sorry, I can’t go with you. I have Hawaiian cat flu.” Laughter is also a good way to diffuse and manage conflict, which can come in handy if you’re saying “no” to someone.^{[3]
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Go to source} Try one of these funny fake diseases or make up one of your own:
- Shreckles
- Airborne clown virus
- Donkey fever
- Hawaiian cat flu
- Chickenitis
- The squits
- Ratitis
- Cutie pox
- Evil breath
- Diminished gluteal syndrome (DGS)
- Vampiris
- KFC virus
- Mississippiphobia
- Ecola
- Brain cloud
- Shackelitis
- Hairyitis
- Space herpes
- Dave's syndrome
- Brainpox
- Condiment dysfunction
- Gut Rot
- Cooties
- Bonus eruptus
- Slack Tongue
- Stick-it-to-da-man-niosis
- Cheese Deficiency

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Funny Fake Country Names

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Come up with a humorous name for your imaginary homeland. If you’re writing a comedy sketch or playing a practical joke on someone, a fictional country with a hilarious name can add the perfect touch. Here are a few funny, famous fake country names:
- Angria – a fictional kingdom created by Charlotte and Branwell Brontë
- San Serriffe – a fictional island nation invented for April Fools' Day 1977 by Britain's The Guardian newspaper
- Nutopia – an imaginary country created by John Lennon & Yoko Ono in 1973
- Elbonia – a fictional Eastern European country in the Dilbert universe created by Scott Adams
- Beardlandia – the imaginary homeland of the world’s beards
- Carbombya – A fictional Saharan African country from the Transformers cartoon
- Zamunda – a fictional African nation from the movie Coming to America
- Taterland – an imaginary nation that is only suitable for growing potatoes
- Freedonia – a fictional country that was popularized by the 1933 Marx Brothers film Duck Soup
- Nope – A mysterious fake nation that doesn’t allow immigration or tourism
- Absurdistan – a fictitious ex-Soviet republic from a 2006 novel of the same name, written by Gary Shteyngart
- Garbagia – a play on the word garbage.
- Donutlandia – an imaginary country that exports the world’s donuts
- Lower Slobbovia – a fictional country from the Li’l Abner comics by Al Capp
- Florin & Guilder – fictional countries from The Princess Bride
- Loompaland – the homeland of the Oompa-Loompas from Roald Dahl’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
- Blefuscu – a fictional island nation from Gulliver’s Travels by Jonathan Swift
- Bovinia – an imaginary country devoted to raising cows
- Cloud Cuckoo Land – a fictional city built by birds in Aristophanes’s play The Birds
- Vulgaria – a fictional European country from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
- Republic of Wadiya – a fictional country in the Horn of Africa region of Eastern Africa from the movie The Dictator
- Eastasia – a fictional country from 1984 by George Orwell
- San Sombrèro – a fictional country that is said to be the birthplace of tinted sunglasses and sequins in a parody travel book titled San Sombrèro
- Isle of Naboombu – a crescent-shaped island in Bedknobs and Broomsticks
- Poptartistan – an imaginary country that produces Pop-Tarts

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Funny Business & Company Names

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Start a funny franchise with a truly off-the-wall name. If you want to open a business, picking the name is probably a big part of the process. Even if you don’t, coming up with hilarious company names is a fun way to entertain your friends…and yourself. Here are some names of reportedly real businesses whose owners decided to get creative to inspire you:
- Passmore Gas & Propane
- White Trash Garbage Removal
- Thai Tanic
- Uranus Fudge Factory
- Antipesto Bug Control
- Stubbs Prosthetics & Orthotics
- Hindenburger
- Oedipus Wrecks Body Shop
- The Sodfather Landscaping
- Amigone Funeral Home
- Regret Me Not Tattoo
- The Rococo Cocoa Co.
- I’d Hit That Boxing Gym
- Curl Up & Dye Salon
- Sun Your Buns Tanning
- Camel Towing
- You Suck Vapes
- Chew-N-Butts Tobacco & Beer
- Let’s Get Stoned Granite & Marble
- Doody Man Plumbing
- STD Contractors
- Well Hung Garage Doors
- Dee's Cuts Landscaping
- Plan Bee Daycare
- Sam and Ella’s Pizza
- Shack of Sit Furniture Store

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Funny Character Names from Books & Movies

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Get inspired by funny names from your favorite books and movies. Laughter gives you an endorphin rush, so there’s a momentary sense of relief from all the physical and mental stuff going on in your life, explains licensed clinical psychologist Carolyn Rubenstein.^{[4]
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Carolyn Rubenstein, PhD
Licensed Clinical Psychologist

Expert Interview} Remind yourself of a book or movie that brightened your day with one of these funny character names:
- Movie Characters:
  - Hedley Lamarr – Blazing Saddles
  - Harry Hole – The Snowman
  - Sugarpuss O'Shea – Ball of Fire
  - Biggus Dickus – Monty Python’s Life of Brian
  - Professor Pippy Pee-Pee Diarrheastein Poopypants Esquire – Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie
  - Egg Shen – Big Trouble in Little China
  - Alotta Fagina – Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
  - McLovin – Superbad
  - Pizza the Hutt – Spaceballs
  - Duncan Idaho – Dune
  - Cole Trickle – Days of Thunder
  - Plenty O'Toole – Diamonds Are Forever
  - Cypher Raige – After Earth
  - Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho – Idiocracy
- Book Characters
  - Nanny Ogg – Discworld series by Terry Pratchett
  - Cornelius Fudge – Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling
  - Charity Pecksniff – Martin Chuzzlewit by Charles Dickens
  - Lily Blossom Bloom – It Ends with Us by Colleen Hoover
  - Effie Trinket – The Hunger Games series by Suzanne Collins
  - Ichabod Crane – The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving
  - Zaphod Beeblebrox – The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
  - Major Major Major Major – Catch 22 by Joseph Heller
  - Bucky Wunderlick – Great Jones Street by Don DeLillo
  - Veruca Salt – Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl
  - Uriah Heep – David Copperfield by Charles Dickens
  - Boo Radley – To kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee
  - Jack Schitt – Thursday Next series by Jasper Fforde

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Unusual Celebrity Baby Names

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Pick an unusual name like Hollywood stars give their kids. Celebs are infamous for christening their children with unusual or downright odd names. Some think it’s the result of creative people using their imaginations to help their kids stand out from the crowd.^{[5]
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Research source} Here’s a list of some of the more outlandish celebrity baby names:
- Mint – Daughter of Victoria’s Secret model Romee Strijd
- Ode Mountain – Son of actor Jena Malone
- Golden – Son of recording artist Nick Cannon
- Indio Falconer – Son of actor Robert Downey Jr.
- Malibu Barbie – Daughter of YouTube personality Trisha Paytas
- Genesis – Son of performing artists Alicia Keys & Swizz Beatz
- Dimity Facente – Daughter of comedian Chris Hardwick & model Lydia Hearst
- Bear Blu – Son of actor Alicia Silverstone & performing artist Christopher Jarecki
- Bluesy Belle – Daughter of actor Darren Criss
- Kal-El – Son of actor Nicholas Cage
- Fifi Trixibelle – Daughter of recording artist Bob Geldof & TV personality Pamela Yates
- Moon Unit – Daughter of recording artist Frank Zappa
- Lyra Antarctica – Daughter of recording artist Ed Sheeran
- Bluebell Madonna – Daughter of Spice Girl Geri Halliwell & Formula One Champion Christian Horner
- Wilde Wolf Fife Alexander – Son of recording artist Eve
- Bronx Mowgli – Son of performing artists Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz
- Pilot Inspektor – Son of actors Jason Lee & Beth Riesgraf
- Strummer Newcomb – Son of actor Julia Styles
- Audio Science – Son of actor Shannyn Sossamon
- Cyan – Son of model Adriana Lima & film producer Andre Lemmers
- Gravity Blue – Daughter of models Lucky Blue Smith & Stormi Bree
- Onyx Solace – Daughter of recording artists Alanis Morissette & Mario John Treadway
- Moxie CrimeFighter – Daughter of performer Penn Jillette
- Raddix Chloe Wildflower – Daughter of actor Cameron Diaz & performing artist Benji Madden
- Tu – Daughter of actor Rob Morrow
- Exa Dark Sideræl – Daughter of performing artist Grimes & Elon Musk

Join the Discussion...

Give me the funniest names and nicknames you've ever heard!

Manuel Garavito
Comedian

A simple but funny way to give a nickname to somebody is to put a word or defining phrase in the middle of their name, between the first and the last name. For example if my friend's name is "Albert Molina" and he's into spiritual stuff, I’d say something like Albert “The Divine” Molina. Just pick a word like that and throw it in the middle. Make it grandiose, sarcastic, or just something obvious about them that will be humorous.