150+ Funny Coffee Names to Give Your Starbucks Barista

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The funniest fake names for Starbucks orders (mobile or IRL)

Co-authored by Jaden Zhao and Bailey Cho

Last Updated: September 10, 2025 Fact Checked

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• Inappropriate Names
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Looking for a funny fake name for your next Starbucks order? We’ve got you covered! In this article, we’re providing the ultimate list of funny names to prank your barista and get the laughs going. Keep reading for punny, inappropriate, and pop culture-inspired names you can give in person or on mobile.

What are funny names to give at Starbucks?

• Bean Fiend
• Ben Dover
• Lord Voldemort
• Mae Day
• Overspender
• Sleepy
• The Front Man

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Section 1 of 5:

The Funniest Names for Starbucks

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   Crack up everyone in the store with these hilarious fake names. If you want to entertain your barista or add a touch of humor to your day, think of a funny name that describes your mood, outfit, or something completely random. Here are the funniest names for your next order:

   • 24 (or another random number)
   • Anxious
   • Beautiful
   • Booger
   • Brat
   • Charming
   • Clown
   • Clumsy
   • Cougar
   • Diva
   • Freak
   • Gorgeous
   • Grumpy
   • Handsome
   • Hot Shot
   • Hungry
   • Ninja
   • Nugget
   • Overspender
   • Pookie
   • Red shirt (or a description of your outfit)
   • Sassy
   • Scared
   • Sleepy
   • Smiley
   • Stud
   • Superstar
   • Thirsty
   • Trouble
   • Weirdo
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Pop Culture Starbucks Names

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   Turn to your favorite film or TV character for a funny fake name. One of the easiest ways to come up with a fake Starbucks name is to think of an iconic character on screen. Here are some pop culture-inspired names you can give to get the giggles going:

   • Batman
   • Beetlejuice
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Bueller
   • Captain America
   • Chewbacca
   • Clark Kent
   • Darth Vader
   • Deadpool
   • Freddy Krueger
   • Gandalf
   • Gollum
   • Han Solo
   • Harley Quinn
   • Harry Potter
   • Indiana Jones
   • James Bond
   • Lois Lane
   • Lord Voldemort
   • Luke Skywalker
   • Marty McFly
   • Mickey Mouse
   • Obi-Wan Kenobi
   • Peter Parker
   • Player 456
   • Primrose Everdeen
   • Prisoner 24601
   • Rocky Balboa
   • Sherlock Holmes
   • Shrek
   • Spartacus
   • Spider-Man
   • Spock
   • Superman
   • The Front Man
   • The Joker
   • The Terminator
   • Tony Montana
   • Willy Wonka
   • Wolverine
   • Yoda

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Inappropriate Starbucks Names

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   Crank up the heat with a suggestive or straight-up naughty name. Trying to make everyone blush and bust out laughing? Look no further! Here are some silly names packed with innuendos, double entendres, and spicy phrases:

   • Amanda Lay
   • Anita Bang
   • Ben Dover
   • Betty Humpter
   • Dan Gleebitz
   • Dawn Keebals
   • Dixie Normous
   • Dom Natrix
   • Drew Peacock
   • Dusty Bottoms
   • Eric Shin
   • Harry Sachs
   • Hugh Jass
   • Iona Bone
   • Issac D.
   • Ivana Tinkle
   • Jack Goff
   • Jacques Mehoff
   • Jenny Tull
   • Lotta Wood
   • Lou Sass
   • Mike Hawk
   • Neil Down
   • Pat McGroin
   • Phil Herup
   • Seymour Butz
   • Sharon McCrotch
   • Tess Tickles
   • Wayne Kerr
   • Willie Stroker
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Punny Starbucks Names

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   Sneak a pun into a seemingly normal name for endless laughs. If you’re looking for a hilarious and unforgettable name, go for a classic “say it out loud” pun. The following options look like normal names at first glance, but have a completely different meaning when read aloud:

   • Al Beback
   • Anita Bath
   • Artie Choke
   • Barb Dwyer
   • Barry Cuda
   • Beau Tox
   • Brock Lee
   • Cam Payne
   • Clair Annette
   • Claire Voyant
   • Cole Cuts
   • Cy Nara
   • Dee Nial
   • Ella Vator
   • Gene Poole
   • Holly Daze
   • Jack Pott
   • Justin Case
   • Justin Time
   • Lou Natic
   • Mae Day
   • Matt Tress
   • Minnie Van
   • Noah Dia
   • Paige Turner
   • Rhonda Vu
   • Sal Monella
   • Stan Dupp
   • Ty Foon
   • Ty Tanic

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Classic Starbucks Names

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   Show off your love for Starbucks with a coffee-inspired fake name. If you’re a certified caffeine fiend, let it be known! Here are some classic and witty fake names that showcase a love of coffee, lattes, and more:

   • Barista Buddy
   • Bean Fiend
   • Beanhead
   • Brewmaster
   • Caffeinator
   • Caffeine Queen/King
   • Captain Coffee
   • Coffee Crusader
   • Coffeehead
   • Coffeeholic
   • Espresso Enthusiast
   • Java Junkie
   • Javaphile
   • Java the Hutt
   • Jitter Jack
   • King Kona
   • Latte Lover
   • Miss Brewtiful
   • Mocha Mama
   • Mocha Maniac
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• Some slang terms for Starbucks include “Starbies,” “Starbs,” and “The Bucks.”
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