What are the cringiest pick up lines you've heard in real life?
What are your cheesiest and corniest pickup lines? I love a good corny opener and my rizz is already so bad to begin with that I think I’m best off just leaning into it when I’m using the apps. Also, cringe pickup lines are just fun. What have you all got?
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Are you a camera? Cause I smile every time I see you.
Do you have a map? Cause I'm getting lost in your eyes!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see!
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I next to each other!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're fine!
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
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Do you have a map? Cause I'm getting lost in your eyes!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see!
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I next to each other!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're fine!
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Walk up to someone and ask, "Do you believe in love at first sight?" If they say yes then you've scored, but if they say no then leave and come back a bit later and say "Do you believe in love at second sight?" Hopefully this will make them laugh, drop their guard, and open them up to chatting with you. If they're still standoffish after this then you can try a third time but it's more likely that they're just not interested.
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"I can sing to you my ABC's. I'll give you this A because you're awesome, this B because you're beautiful, this C because you're confident, and I'll give you this D because you deserve it."
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"Are you google? Cause I've been searching for you."
"Say 'What's that?' When pointing at their shirt then bring their chin up"
"Ow. I scraped my knee! Falling for you."
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause you look like an angel."
All of these are cringe and I love it!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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"Say 'What's that?' When pointing at their shirt then bring their chin up"
"Ow. I scraped my knee! Falling for you."
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause you look like an angel."
All of these are cringe and I love it!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL you know the angel one? I once saw a texting story with that pick-up line similar (he just said fell from heaven) and the girl was like, "so you're calling me a demon?!" haha total fail
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- Is there a mirror in your pants? Cuz I can see myself in them
- Did you sit in some sugar? Cuz that tushy is SWEET
- Are you trash? Cuz I wanna take you out
- Hey can you hold this for me? (and then give them your hand and hold their hand)
- My friend over there thinks you're really cute! (point in a direction and then run over there and wave like you're "the friend")
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- Did you sit in some sugar? Cuz that tushy is SWEET
- Are you trash? Cuz I wanna take you out
- Hey can you hold this for me? (and then give them your hand and hold their hand)
- My friend over there thinks you're really cute! (point in a direction and then run over there and wave like you're "the friend")
I’m also super obsessed with genuinely cringey pickup lines. I’ll share some of my favorites that I’ve collected over the years. I’ll even throw in a few more absurdist options if you want to get creative and weird!
“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
“Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
“I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.”
“Are you a check engine light? Because I want to understand what turns you on.”
“If you were a Transformer you’d be a Hot-O-Bot and your name would be Optimus Fine.”
“I like the way clothes go on your body and stuff.”
“I know what you're thinking...‘Sure, this person is hot as heck, but can they ride a unicycle?’ and the answer is no.”
“Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.”
“Do you believe in love at first sight? If you don’t, I can walk by again.”
“Are you a baker? Because you’re a cutie-pie.”
“My friends bet me I wouldn’t talk to the prettiest girl/most handsome guy in the place. Can I buy you a drink with their money?”
“Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?”
“If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”
“When your parents made you, they were really just showing off.”
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“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
“Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
“I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.”
“Are you a check engine light? Because I want to understand what turns you on.”
“If you were a Transformer you’d be a Hot-O-Bot and your name would be Optimus Fine.”
“I like the way clothes go on your body and stuff.”
“I know what you're thinking...‘Sure, this person is hot as heck, but can they ride a unicycle?’ and the answer is no.”
“Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.”
“Do you believe in love at first sight? If you don’t, I can walk by again.”
“Are you a baker? Because you’re a cutie-pie.”
“My friends bet me I wouldn’t talk to the prettiest girl/most handsome guy in the place. Can I buy you a drink with their money?”
“Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?”
“If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”
“When your parents made you, they were really just showing off.”
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