How Ohio Am I?

Take this quiz to find out!

In this life, you’re either a goated rizzler or a sussy Ohio imposter. Some of us are sauced up, and others are just cringe. Which are you? Let’s find out.

Answer these quick questions, and we’ll tell you how Ohio you are. Think you’ve got enough aura to pass?

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Questions Overview

1. Would you rather be quirked up or goated with the sauce?
  1. Quirked up.
  2. Goated with the sauce.
2. Choose the brainrot word that speaks to you the most:
  1. Skibidi
  2. Grindset
  3. Sussy
  4. The Ocky Way
3. What's more important?
  1. Rizz
  2. Aura
4. Who's more glazed?
  1. Alphas
  2. Sigmas
  3. Omegas
5. Which of these foods would you fanum tax (steal) from your friends?
  1. A Grimace shake
  2. Takis
  3. Fries
  4. Nuggets
6. Pick a movie franchise:
  1. Marvel superhero movies
  2. Star Wars
  3. Batman
  4. Harry Potter
7. What's your social media of choice?
  1. Twitter / X
  2. Instagram
  3. Facebook
  4. TikTok
  5. None of these
8. Would you ever triple text someone?
  1. Never.
  2. Sure, why not?
  3. Maybe. It depends!
9. TikTok dances. Thoughts?
  1. Fun
  2. Meh
  3. Cringe
10. Be brutally honest: Is wikiHow Ohio?
  1. Nah, you're sigma.
  2. Maybe a little...
  3. You're so Ohio it hurts.

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Lowering Your Ohio Levels

Slang moves at a mile a minute these days, or maybe even faster, and if you don’t work on your grindset, you might find yourself as the imposter. Or worse, you might become Ohio, which is another way to say weird or cringe. We’re here to save you, and turn you from an omega into a total sigma with 3 simple tricks:


Talk to more people IRL.
When you’re only talking with people online, it’s easy to get pulled into the slang whirlpool, which’ll eat you up and spit you out and have you saying things like “The skibidi rizzler seems to free his gyatt at night,” which is totally Ohio. When you talk to people in real life, though, you reset and retrain your brain to say things normally, so that when the time comes, you know how to talk like a person again.

Read a book.
Books are like a shortcut to rizz, and we’re not joking. They’re fun, interesting, and give you something to talk about. They’ll expand your mind and make you big-brained, and there’s nothing more aura than being literate and having reading comprehension.

Find a hobby that isn’t the internet.
The cringiest thing you could do is live your life entirely online. It’s one thing to keep up with slang and trends, but it’s another thing to let the brainrot consume you entirely. The best antidote for Ohio, though, is being passionate about something real, that you can touch with your hands in the real world. Take up a sport, hit the gym, start knitting. Anything that’ll make you stop scrolling.

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