220+ Baddie Comebacks & Burns to Leave Them Speechless

A baddie is kind to others and avoids drama, but she won’t hesitate to put someone in their place when they throw shade. If you’re being tested, stay calm—we’re sharing the ultimate list of baddie comebacks, burns, and roasts to help you shut down the haters. We’ll also provide tips on delivering savage comebacks in any situation, whether someone tells you to shut up or insults your looks or intelligence.

Best Baddie Comebacks to Win Any Argument

You’re proof that evolution can go in reverse.
You have less taste than an unsalted pretzel.
I don't know whether to laugh at you or pity you.
Mirrors can’t talk. Lucky for you, they can’t laugh, either.
You’re like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.
I bet your parents change the subject when their friends ask about you.

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Baddie Comebacks for Haters & Bullies

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Serve the perfect comeback to leave your haters and bullies speechless. If people are talking smack, strike back! These baddie comebacks are sure to put your haters, bullies, and arch enemies in their place and remind them not to mess with you again:^{[1]
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- You grow on people like a wart.
- Who ordered the mouth breather?
- You're about as sharp as a bowling ball.
- You have less taste than an unsalted pretzel.
- I found your nose. It was in my business again.
- I don't know whether to laugh at you or pity you.
- Here's the problem with your face… I can see it.
- You are more disappointing than a wet sandwich.
- I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
- I’d rather treat a baby’s diaper rash than be around you.
- You are about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
- I will ignore you so hard you will start doubting your existence.
- Did I invite you to my BBQ? Then why are you all up in my grill?
- If you were the light at the end of the tunnel, I’d turn back around.
- Don't let your mind wander. It's too small to be out there all alone.
- You’re a conversation starter. Not when you are around, but once you leave.
- People clap when they see you… They clap their hands over their eyes, that is.
- I used to think you were a pain in the neck. Now, I have a much lower opinion of you.
- You’re such a beautiful, intelligent, and wonderful person. Oh, I’m sorry, I thought we were having a lying competition.
- One universe, 8 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 196 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.
- Somewhere out there, there’s a tree working very hard to produce oxygen so that you can breathe. I think you should go and apologize to it.

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Baddie Comebacks for “Shut Up”

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Remind them they’re not the boss of you with a sharp comeback. Being told to shut up can be embarrassing and infuriating, but you can quickly take control of the situation by delivering a snappy comeback. Here are the best baddie responses to make the other person shrink in fear:
- Make me.
- Nice try, babe.
- Who put you in charge?
- What are you? 5 years old?
- Are you gonna cry if I don’t?
- Aww, did I hurt your feelings?
- Why don’t you lead by example?
- Why? Are you scared of the truth?
- Looks like somebody needs a nap.
- I don’t take requests. Try again later.
- You’ve got 2 options: Listen or leave.
- I didn’t know white noise could speak.
- Bold of you to speak when I didn’t ask.
- I’ll shut up when you start making sense.
- You really thought you did something just then.
- It’s cute that you think I care about your opinion.
- Adorable. Do you bark at everyone smarter than you?
- That’s clever. Did you come up with that all by yourself?
- Nice. Did they teach you that in anger management class?
- And you thought saying that was going to do what, exactly?

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Baddie Comebacks for Insults

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Come up with a cutthroat comeback if someone insults you. Whether they’re criticizing your appearance, personality, or intelligence, these comebacks will have them questioning their existence. Save them for your opps or any occasion you’re feeling super, duper savage:
- Them: “I can’t stand you.” Response: “Then sit down.”
- Them: “Get a life.” Response: “Like yours? Nah, I’ll pass.”
- Them: *Says anything mean. Response: “Ewwww, it spoke.”
- Them: “I don’t care.” Response: “Then why are you listening?”
- Them: “What are you looking at?” Response: “Disappointment.”
- Them: “Just give up.” Response: “And end up like you? No thanks.”
- Them: “Shut up.” Response: “You’re the one who keeps on talking.”
- Them: “You’re adopted.” Response: “At least someone wanted me.”
- Them: “Nobody asked.” Response: “Why are you still listening then?”
- Them: “You’re stupid.” Response: “I guess you’re rubbing off on me.”
- Them: “I’m right.” Response: “I’d agree, but then we’d both be wrong.”
- Them: “You smell bad.” Response: “And you smell like hot dog water.”
- Them: “You’re short.” Response: “Dynamite comes in small packages.”
- Them: “You never smile.” Response: “Course I do, just not around you.”
- Them: “You’re boring.” Response: “And what makes you so interesting?”
- Them: “No one would ever date you.” Response: “Tell your boyfriend that.”
- Them: *Staring at you. Response: “If you want an autograph, just ask me.”
- Them: “What are you looking at?” Response: “A mistake your mom made.”
- Them: “Nobody likes you.” Response: “I’m not responsible for their bad taste.”
- Them: “You know nothing.” Response: “I’ve forgotten more than you ever knew.”
- Them: “You’re so quiet.” Response: “I know, people like you aren’t worth talking to.”
- Them: “You’re pale.” Response: “I’d rather be pale than look like I rolled in Cheetos.”
- Them: “You have a big forehead.” Response: “Yeah, because I actually have a brain.”
- Them: “Why are you so quiet?” Response: “I don’t waste my time on people like you.”
- Them: “Your life seems like a horror story.” Response: “Probably because you’re in it.”
- Them: “You’ve changed.” Response: “No, I just stopped acting the way you wanted me to.”
- Them: *Rolls eyes. Response: “Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you’ll find a brain back there.”
- Them: “You’re so annoying.” Response: “So is everything that comes out of your mouth.”
- Them: “Aw, are you going to cry?” Response: “Yes, because your breath smells like onions.”
- Them: “I hate you.” Response: “I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste.”
- Them: “You made a mistake.” Response: “If you want to talk about mistakes, then let’s just talk to your parents.”

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Baddie Comebacks for Arguments

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Get in the last word to end the argument with a bang. Looking for a savage way to tell someone they’re not the brightest (and shut down the conversation)? These baddie comebacks will give you the ultimate “mic-drop” moment and make them regret arguing with you:^{[2]
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- Where’s your off button?
- You’re proof that evolution can go in reverse.
- When was the last time you brushed your teeth?
- Your lips keep moving, but all I hear is blah, blah, blah.
- Is that a scar on your face? My bad, it’s just your mouth.
- Oh, sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert in everything.
- I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this all to you.
- It's okay if you disagree with me, I can't force you to be right.
- Your mouth is so foul! Should I offer you a Tic-Tac or toilet paper?
- Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
- I wish I had a flip phone, so I could slam it shut on this conversation.
- Is it your job to spread ignorance? Because you seem highly qualified.
- I’d say you’re as useful as a rock, but at least a rock can hold a door open.
- I guess if you actually spoke your mind, you’d really be speechless.
- I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself.
- I didn't think it was possible to give me more reasons to dislike you until today.
- I'm not arguing… I'm just explaining why I'm right in a way you can understand.
- Yes, I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death, and my survival instincts kicked in.
- I'm sorry you got offended the one time you were treated the exact way you treat everyone all the time.
- Oh, you don’t like being treated the way you treat me? That must suck. Don't dish out what you can't take in return.

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Savage Baddie Comebacks

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Pull out a savage comeback to shock them into silence. Hide your kids and call emergency services… These burns are sure to leave searing marks! If you’re feeling extra savage (or the other person is really getting on your nerves), these sharp and snappy comebacks will hit them where it hurts:^{[3]
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- I’m sorry, but I don’t speak broke.
- I've found puddles deeper than you.
- Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon.
- I can’t imagine being as insecure as you.
- Talk is cheap, but then again… so are you.
- I’m a whole vibe, you’re just an interruption.
- The trash gets picked up tomorrow, be ready.
- Don’t worry, not everyone can handle the heat.
- I’m allergic to fakes, but thanks for stopping by.
- You look like something I drew with my left hand.
- Your jealousy is showing… might want to fix that.
- Take a picture… it’ll last longer than your opinion.
- I’d drag you, but I don’t have time to carry dead weight.
- Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
- Mirrors can’t talk. Lucky for you, they can’t laugh, either.
- I bet you couldn't get a real job if your life depended on it.
- I bet your parents change the subject when their friends ask about you.
- You should carry a plant around with you to replace the oxygen you waste.
- Some people bring joy wherever they go, but you bring joy whenever you go.
- I made a new version of hide and seek. It’s where you hide from me for the rest of eternity.

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Classy Baddie Comebacks

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Put someone in their place with a classy comeback that still hits hard. Confronting someone who isn’t worth your time or energy? Let them think they’re getting the last laugh before hitting them with a blunt (yet classy) comeback. They’ll definitely get flashbacks and remember what you said for the next 7-8 business days!
- I’m not mad, just indifferent.
- I rise above, but thanks for trying.
- You wish you were this unbothered.
- You’re not even in my rearview mirror.
- I walk in grace, but don’t get it twisted.
- I’m too busy living my best life to care.
- Hating me won’t make you any prettier.
- I don’t chase, I attract. You wouldn’t get it.
- It’s not my fault you can’t handle greatness.
- You’re trying so hard, I’m almost impressed.
- I’m not here to impress you, and yet I still do.
- I don’t rise to the occasion, I am the occasion.
- I’d listen to you, but my standards are too high.
- Honey, I don’t have time for low-vibe nonsense.
- Keep talking… I’m building a wall of indifference.
- Next time you talk to me, come with a better vibe.
- You bring nothing to the table but still expect a seat.
- You’ve clearly confused me with someone who cares.
- Please, do continue being irrelevant in the background.
- Come back when you’re ready to communicate like an adult.

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Funny Baddie Comebacks

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Drop a funny comeback to make everyone laugh out loud. If you’re looking to roast someone with love and laughter, joke about their silly habits or quirks. It’s the perfect way to kill boredom and start a silly conversation over text or in person—just make sure to deliver your line with a friendly expression so your friends know it’s all in good fun!
- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
- Have a nice day… somewhere else.
- Please find somewhere else to exist.
- Spare me the pleasure of your company.
- I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
- Wait, stay right there. You’re best from far away.
- Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.
- If you’re going to act like a turd, go lay in the yard.
- Fee-fi-fo-fum, your breath stank, so chew some gum.
- First, take a step back… and another …and another.
- I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are.
- This is an A & B conversation. Please C your way out.
- I see your lips moving, but all I hear is blah, blah, blah.
- You bring me so much joy… when you leave the room.
- I know you’re going to go far. I just hope you stay there.
- You’re like a cloud… blocking the sun and bringing rain.
- Are you mad because I’m right or because I’m fabulous?
- You’re cute when you try to compete, but it’s not happening.
- Let’s play a game. For the rest of the week, don’t talk to me.
- You’re like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.
- You seem pressed… don’t worry, I’ve got a steamer for that.
- I get so emotional when you’re not around. It’s called happiness.

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Casual Baddie Comebacks

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Use a short and snappy comeback when you’re done with them. You’ll definitely be crowned roast queen if you drop any of these baddie comebacks in a conversation. They’re sharp enough to let the other person know they’re annoying you, without being overly savage or try-hard.
- Bye. Hope to see you never.
- I feel bad for you. Seek help.
- Funny, I didn’t ask for feedback.
- Aw, did I strike a nerve? My bad.
- If I cared enough, I’d be offended.
- Does it bother you that I’m thriving?
- You’re entitled to your wrong opinion.
- Your opinion? It’s not on the guest list.
- Sorry, I didn’t order a side of irrelevant.
- Cute, but you’re not even in my league.
- I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.
- You talk a lot for someone who’s irrelevant.
- You’re not worth the highlighter I’m wearing.
- If I wanted to hear from a nobody, I’d call on you.
- I’d explain it to you, but I left my patience at home.
- Oh, you’re still here? Thought I blocked your energy.
- Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me either.
- I’m on my way up, didn’t notice you were beneath me.
- If you're waiting for me to care, you might be here a while.
- My apologies, I wasn’t listening because you weren’t making sense.

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Baddie Comebacks for Girls

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Spit out an iconic comeback if she insults your looks or intelligence. A true baddie is kind to others and avoids drama, but she isn’t afraid to stand up for herself and remind everyone she’s not one to be messed with! So, whip out any of these comebacks when you need to handle back-handed compliments and not-so-subtle shade, while remaining calm and composed:
- I’ve been called worse by better.
- Must be nice to never use your brain.
- You’re so fake, even Barbie is jealous.
- I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
- I’d be nice if you used glue instead of chapstick.
- You better check your outfit before you come for me.
- It sucks that you can’t Facetune your ugly personality.
- I forgot the whole world revolves around you. My bad!
- Hold still… I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
- You bring me so much joy… when you leave the room.
- You’re not just a drama queen. You’re the whole royal family.
- There’s someone out there for everyone. For you, that’s a therapist.
- If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
- You should eat some of that makeup so you can be pretty on the inside.
- Awww, it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.
- It’s hilarious how you’re trying to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.
- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
- There’s a new app called “being a decent human.” You should download it for research purposes.
- You’re sort of like Rapunzel, but instead of letting your hair down, you let down everyone in your life.

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Baddie Comebacks for Guys

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If a guy is rude or has too big of an ego, try poking fun at him. For an unexpectedly savage burn, mention qualities he lacks or things he does that are super wacky. It’s a great strategy to flirt or get under his skin, depending on your relationship with him.
- Shock me. Say something intelligent.
- You want to hear a good joke? Your life.
- How does it feel to get mogged all the time?
- You look like you still kiss your mom on the lips.
- I may love to shop, but I’m not buying your nonsense.
- I would never date you. I’m lonely, not desperate.
- If you fear success, you’ve got nothing to worry about.
- Why play hard to get when you’re already hard to want?
- It’s scary to think that people like you are allowed to vote.
- Whoever told you to be yourself gave you really bad advice.
- Do you work at a grocery store? Then stop checking me out.
- You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?
- You must be a magician. How did you escape the circus again?
- You’re cute. Like my dog. He also chases his tail for entertainment.
- Don’t try to think too hard. It might sprain your brain.
- I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
- I thought you were attractive when I first saw you, but then you opened your mouth.
- Opposites attract, right? Then I hope you find someone who’s good-looking, honest, smart, and cultured.
- I know your parents told you that you could be anything you wanted, but I’m pretty sure they didn’t mean a jerk.

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How do you give a comeback?

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Listen to the other person and directly respond to their words. The secret to delivering a baddie comeback is to focus on what the other person is saying. Instead of memorizing generic lines, play off of their words to come up with a line that’s even more shocking and savage.^{[4]
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- If the other person is arguing with you, for example, you could say, “Oh, sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert in everything,” rather than mentioning their appearance.
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Utilize facial expressions to deliver the ultimate burn. Raise an eyebrow, roll your eyes, or slyly smirk to communicate that the other person’s words are ridiculous. When saying your comeback, remember to push your shoulders back and keep your voice steady to appear confident. You can also use your hands to “shoo” them away or “zip” your lips together.
- If you’re talking to a friend or younger sibling, deliver your lines in a friendly and lighthearted way. A smile, giggle, or wink can reassure them you’re just teasing.

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Focus on small quirks and habits that the other person chooses to do, instead of things they can’t change about themself, such as their weight, appearance, or personal traumas.^{[5]
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If you accidentally hit a sore spot, own up to your mistake and make a genuine apology. You could say, “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to take things too far, and I should be more careful with my words.”

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