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While at the beach soaking in the sun, you might find that the closest bathroom is too far away for you to reach in time. This leaves you little choice but to go right where you are. Luckily, there are ways to go about your business sensibly so that no one will suspect. Read on to know how to urinate in the ocean discreetly, including finding the best spot.
How to Pee at the Beach
- Find a spot away from other swimmers, where you’re still within earshot.
- Avoid areas with clumps of seaweed, marine plants, coral reefs, piers, and jetties.
- Wade out until you’re waist-deep in calm waters or knee-deep in rough waters.
- While facing the horizon, sit or squat in the water.
- Relax your lower body and pee naturally—don’t force it!
- Rinse your swimsuit off under water carefully before standing up.
Steps
Finding a Suitable Spot to Pee at the Beach
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Ensure that there are no people nearby. If you see any swimmers close by, move away from them. Even if they don't see you do your business, they may feel the sudden warmth and become suspicious. Move to the left or right, instead of deeper into the ocean. Whether you’re worried about peeing in the ocean or peeing outside discreetly, outdoor education expert Hannah Young believes that "if you pick a very private spot, that's not necessarily a worry.”[1]
- Do not go so far away that you can no longer see or hear other people. You want to be within sight and hearing/shouting distance, in case of an emergency.[2]
- Is it ok to pee in the ocean? Many cities and regions have local laws that prohibit peeing at public beaches, parks, and waterways. Check for any signs that mention urination in the ocean or at the beach.
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Steer clear of clumps of seaweed, marine plants, and coral reefs. Many types of fish and other marine life tend to live near seaweed—the further away you move from other people, the more likely you are to come across some sea critters. Peeing in the ocean can also be harmful to coral reefs. Urine can cause coral reef algae to grow uncontrollably, which leads to a lack of sunlight that kills the coral reef.[3]
- Stay clear of any marine life, including other fish, sharks, and jellyfish, to avoid harming them in any way or getting hurt yourself.
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Stay away from piers and jetties. Try to keep a distance of at least 100 feet (30.48 meters) from these locations. Both piers and jetties tend to be surrounded by very dangerous rip currents.[4]
- Rip currents are very strong ocean currents. They flow away from the shore. The last thing you'd want is to get caught in one.[5]
How to Pee in the Ocean Discreetly
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Wade out until you are waist-deep in the ocean. This will keep your private parts hidden from view. Make sure you can still maintain your balance and feel both stable and comfortable. If the waters are rough or choppy, go out no further than knee-deep. You want to be able to sit in the ocean without the water coming past your chest.
- Never turn your back on the ocean—even if the water seems calm and the waves small, a large wave can always pop up. Sudden waves are known as rogue and sleeper waves and can be very dangerous if they surprise you.[6]
- If you’re a woman who prefers to hold it, you can always pee in a bottle at another location or carefully pee standing up.
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Keep your swimsuit on at all times. This step helps you avoid accidentally exposing yourself. Plus, others at the beach will be less suspicious about what you’re doing. Don't worry—everything will rinse off in the water.
- Peeing outside as a woman in nature can be tricky, but luckily, there is very little difference for men and women when peeing underwater.
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Sit down in the water or try squatting. Make sure that your thighs are not touching. To sit, lean back slightly, and support your weight on your palms. If you don't like the feeling of sand against your skin, you can try squatting or crouching, but you may need to go a little bit deeper into the ocean; avoid going so deep that the water rises above your chest. Act like you are taking a rest so others don’t suspect anything. You should still be facing the horizon.
- To sit down in the water, make sure it’s shallow enough for your upper torso and head to be comfortably above the water line.
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Keep your feet shoulder-width apart and relax your body. This will help everything flow out more easily and prevent others from suspecting what you are doing. Pretend that you are enjoying the nice view while relaxing your abdominal muscles. Sometimes, the cold ocean water can cause your muscles to constrict, which makes it harder to pee. Once you’re relaxed, you’ll be ready to go![7]
- While peeing, let the flow happen naturally and don’t try to force it.
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Shift your body forward to rinse off when you are done. You will need to shift forward to a crouching, squatting, or kneeling position to keep from getting sand inside your swimsuit. Make sure that everything below your waist is still underwater. If you are wearing swim shorts, take hold of one of the legs and give it a shake. If you are wearing a bikini or a one-piece swimsuit, take hold of the bottom part, right between the leg holes. Pull down on it for a moment, then let go.
- Once you’re finished, wait a few moments before standing back up. You can even continue sitting or crouching in the water for a few additional moments. If you stand up too soon, people may catch on to what you just did.
- Be sure to wash your swimsuit using warm water and soap when you get home. This will prevent bad smells from forming.
Community Q&A
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QuestionIs there a difference in the way men should do this versus women?Community AnswerNo. In the ocean, both men and women can urinate standing up or sitting down.
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QuestionIs it bad to pee in the ocean?Community AnswerNo, peeing in the ocean is harmless. Human urine is 95% water. The urea in urine combines with ocean water to form ammonium, which acts as food for ocean plant life.
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QuestionWhat if I don't see the marine life near me, like if a crab was awakened by my golden liquids?Tom De BackerTop AnswererAll marine life is afraid of you, they will swim away. They also avoid pollutants in the water, and will not be attracted to it. It also dilutes very rapidly in the currents.
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References
- ↑ Hannah Young. Outdoor Education Expert. Expert Interview
- ↑ https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/water-safety/beach-safety.html
- ↑ https://oceana.org/blog/special-ingredient-ocean-health-animal-pee-and-lots-it/
- ↑ http://www.redcross.org/prepare/disaster/water-safety/beach-safety
- ↑ http://www.parks.ca.gov/?page_id=23792
- ↑ http://www.parks.ca.gov/?page_id=23792
- ↑ https://www.openwaterswimming.com/how-do-you-pee-in-open-water/
- ↑ https://oceana.org/blog/special-ingredient-ocean-health-animal-pee-and-lots-it/
- ↑ https://publichealth.berkeley.edu/articles/spotlight/students/new-insights-about-utis
- ↑ https://www.acs.org/content/dam/acsorg/pressroom/reactions/infographics/its-ok-to-pee-in-the-sea.pdf
- ↑ https://divermag.com/debunking-shark-myths/
- ↑ https://nypost.com/2018/03/05/your-poop-may-be-the-most-dangerous-thing-in-the-ocean/
- ↑ http://time.com/45424/no-its-not-safe-to-pee-in-the-pool-says-science/
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