This article was co-authored by Travis Lund and by wikiHow staff writer, Aly Rusciano. Travis Lund is the General Manager at the Vallejo Marina, a large marina located between the San Francisco Bay and the Delta in California. Sailing since he was six-years-old, Travis has over 15 years working in sailing operations and instruction and has pioneered a coaching platform that combined traditional coaching with multi-camera video support. He studied English at Michigan State University, where he was on the sailing team.
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So, you bought a boat—congratulations! But now comes a tricky part: what to name it. To help get those creative wheels turning, we’ve compiled a list of the wittiest, silliest, and funniest boat names out there. These goofy and clever puns are sure to make anyone laugh!
Some of the Funniest Boat Names
- Seas the Day
- The Codfather
- Jawesome
- Sea Ya
- Aboat Time
- Reel Estate
- Nautical Nonsense
- Vitamin Sea
- Yeah Buoy!
- Ship Happens
Steps
How to Name Your Boat
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1Keep the name short and sweet. The snappier the name, the better! While it may be tempting to come up with a long and elaborate name, it may make it more difficult to name over the radio. Having a short name isn’t necessary, but it can be helpful in case of emergencies.[1]
- Try practicing saying the name over the airways—how does it sound? Is it easy to get out, or is it interrupted by static?
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2Make the name personal. Put a bit of yourself into your boat’s name. Perhaps you utilize a family nickname, passion, or even a favorite fish. This can help you build a connection with your boat.[2]
- For example, you could go with something simple like “Porter’s Ship” if your last name is Porter.
- You could also try “Doctor’s Orders” if you or someone in your family is a doctor.
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3Draw inspiration from your favorite things. Is there a song you love to play on your boat? Maybe you have a favorite meal you love to make on board. Use these favorite things to inspire a name for your sailing vessel![3]
- If you’re a lover of Jimmy Buffett, you might go with “Margaritaville.”
- If you like Taylor Swift, try the name “Sailor Swift.”
- If you love making clam chowder, maybe you name your boat “The Chowder Chaser.”
- Want to chat with other boat-lovers about what to name your new vessel? Check out our forum on the funniest boat names!