How Freaky Am I?

Take this quiz to find out!

Think you’re a certified freak, 7 days a week? Even if you’re totally spotless in the streets, we’re here to see if you’re wild in the sheets. Are you ready?

Answer these spicy questions honestly (don’t worry, it’s totally confidential), and we’ll consult our (totally real and not at all made-up) Freak-O-Meter for your results!

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Questions Overview

1. Would you ever hook up with a total stranger?
  1. Totally, that sounds exciting!
  2. Probably, but I’d have to be super attracted to them.
  3. Probably not, but I could be convinced.
  4. Never! That sounds dangerous.
2. Would you ever send ~spicy~ texts to a crush?
  1. Yes! It’s one of my favorite ways to flirt.
  2. Maybe, but only if I knew it was super private.
  3. Probably not. I prefer to flirt in other ways.
  4. Never! It’s too much of a privacy risk.
3. What’s your idea of a romantic evening?
  1. We skip the date and head straight to the bedroom.
  2. We see a spicy movie and start making out in the dark theater.
  3. We play footsie under the table during a fancy dinner.
  4. We hold hands while walking around an art museum.
4. Would you ever let someone tie you up in the bedroom?
  1. Absolutely!
  2. I might try it, with the right person!
  3. Hmmm. Not for me, thanks.
  4. Why would anyone tie me up? Am I being kidnapped?
5. Would you ever hook up with someone in the great outdoors?
  1. Yes! Sounds like a great way to get in touch with nature.
  2. Maybe in like a tent or something, but not totally outside.
  3. Only if it’s super clean. And it’s somewhere totally private.
  4. Nope. I’m an indoor-business only person.
6. Choose a Halloween costume:
  1. Nudist
  2. Sexy paperclip
  3. Horror movie slasher
  4. Sheet ghost
7. How often do you fantasize about spicy things?
  1. Multiple times a day
  2. Maybe once a day
  3. Once or twice a week
  4. Basically never
8. Would you like to bite or be bitten in the bedroom?
  1. Yes! Chomp chomp.
  2. Sure, but only if it’s gentle!
  3. I’d try it, but it doesn’t seem like my thing.
  4. Uh, no? Why would I want to be hurt while hooking up?
9. Do you make the first move, or do you wait for someone else to approach you?
  1. I’m always making the first move. If I see someone I like, I go for it!
  2. Probably a 50-50 split.
  3. Other people usually approach me.
  4. No “moves” are being “made,” thank you very much.
10. Do you ever talk about sex with your friends?
  1. All the time. It’s one of my favorite subjects!
  2. Now and then, but only with super close friends.
  3. Only if it feels important or urgent, and only with one or two friends.
  4. Never. That’s between me and my partner.
11. What’s your opinion on using toys while hooking up?
  1. Love ‘em. Toys help mix things up and keep it exciting.
  2. They’re cool! Not what I usually prefer but they’re fun occasionally.
  3. Not really my thing but I see the appeal!
  4. Not for me. Just two bodies is enough for me.
12. Would you ever hook up with more than one person at a time?
  1. Absolutely. Let’s get the party started!
  2. Probably, if I were super attracted to everyone involved.
  3. Probably not. Only if we set some boundaries first.
  4. Nah, one partner at a time for me, please.

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Staying Safe While Experimenting

Set boundaries before you hook up.
Before you get freaky, tell your partner or partners what you want to try, what you’re cool with, and what’s off-limits. That way, you don’t find yourself unexpectedly doing things you know you’re not into. Also, talk about your relationship and what the sex means for you, like if it’s just casual and you don’t want to affect your dynamic outside the bedroom.

Know your status, and use protection.
Get tested for STDs before and after you hook up with a new partner. Sexually transmitted diseases are no joke, and they’re not just spread through penetration. And though they’re no joke, they also don’t have to be a big deal—as long as you know your status!

Tell someone where you’re going and what you’re up to.
This applies whenever you’re hooking up with someone new. Even if they seem totally cool and trustworthy, it’s a good idea to let a friend know where you are, and if you’re comfortable, what you’ll be doing. You don’t have to offer all the dirty details, but a simple, “We’re gonna hook up,” is enough. At the very least, let someone know where you’re going and when you expect to be back.

Communicate, communicate, communicate!
Being verbal in the bedroom is hot! We mean, talking and telling your partners what’s working and what isn’t is vital to having a good time. That way, you both know when to push it further, what to keep doing, and when to lay off.

Don’t be afraid to call it quits if it’s not fun.
Trying new things is fun, but it’s an experiment, and experiments don’t always go as planned. Come up with a safe word you or your partner can say that will immediately shut things down, and honor it. A healthy and caring partner will want you to have fun, even during the freakiest of activities. If you’re not enjoying yourself, don’t hesitate to pull back and reevaluate. You can always reignite the flame later, once you’ve cooled off, if you want to!

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