What Monster Am I?

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If you were a monster living in a magical world, what would you be? A witch? A vampire? Or some other powerful creature? To find out what mythological monster you would be, take our test.

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Questions Overview

1. Where is your ideal home?
  1. Inside of a flower covered in dew.
  2. A cozy cottage by the ocean.
  3. A dark castle or fortress, shrouded in fog.
  4. An open field surrounded by a deep and mystical forest.
2. What is your power? Go with your gut.
  1. My enchantment and spell-casting abilities.
  2. My drive and passion.
  3. My fearsome exterior.
  4. My apparent sweetness and innocence.
3. What element best represents you?
  1. Fire
  2. Water
  3. Earth
  4. Air
4. Pick a wallpaper pattern for your magical bedroom.
  1. Spindly thorns against a purple background.
  2. Gold and silver moons, suns, and stars against a deep blue background.
  3. Rows and rows of eyes.
  4. Red. Just…red.
5. Pick something up off the ground.
  1. A hand mirror with a crack in it
  2. A piece of candy
  3. A crushed flower
  4. A cigarette butt
6. Would you say you’re quick to anger?
  1. For sure
  2. Maybe
  3. Not really
  4. No way
7. If you were a precious stone, what would you be?
  1. Black onyx or obsidian
  2. Shining, pure diamond
  3. Dreamy moonstone or opal
  4. Deep red ruby
8. An enemy has launched a surprise attack! In a pinch, whatever’s closest to you is your weapon. You’ve got:
  1. A cookie
  2. A lighter
  3. A rock
  4. A book
9. What do you admire most about yourself?
  1. My strength and resilience.
  2. My intellect and creativity.
  3. My persuasion and seduction skills.
  4. My sense of playfulness and romance.
10. Don’t think, just pick a series of words:
  1. Grove, fauna, glint
  2. Treasure, boil, stalactite
  3. Solitary, feral, gramophone
  4. Sparkle, windswept, garland
11. Would you consider yourself competitive?
  1. Definitely
  2. Somewhat
  3. Not really
  4. No way
12. What does the inside of your brain look like?
  1. A wild hedge maze.
  2. A dungeon.
  3. A machine with cogs constantly whirring.
  4. A colorful, lush paradise.

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Are Monsters Real?

It depends on who you talk to—and on how you define “monster”! Most interpretations of the word refer to a frightening, threatening, fantastical creature, suggesting monsters are, by definition, imaginary. But there are cultures around the world that believe monster stories contain nuggets of truth.

For instance, you might associate vampires with Dracula or Nosferatu or Twilight, but in some rural Romanian villages, vampires are considered a legitimate threat. In fact, there exist vampire legends in over 98% of cultures worldwide, and it’s really only in the last century or so that these legends have died out, as technology and knowledge have advanced. Still, who’s to say vampires don’t exist?

In fact, according to a survey conducted by the New Orleans Vampire Association, over 5000 people in the United States self-identify as “vampires,” with some of them even claiming to feel physically unwell if they don’t regularly consume blood—consensually (calling into question the notion that monsters are inherently threatening or dangerous). Who’s to say they’re wrong? Many of these vampires are otherwise totally normal and unassuming members of society, and you’d never think that they’re secretly vampires.

At the end of the day, there’s a lot we still don’t understand about the way the world works, so even with all of our technological and scientific advancements, and with all of the knowledge we’ve accrued over the centuries, there could very well still be “monsters” hiding out there—or even walking among us.

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