The Cheesiest Lines to Get a Nurse to Notice You

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They’ll be checking their own heart rate after hearing these flirty pickup lines

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Last Updated: February 15, 2025 Fact Checked

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Funny Pick Up Lines

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So, there’s this awesome nurse who’s captured your attention. They’re kind, smart, and absolutely gorgeous. What can you say to get their number? Well, you’ve come to the right place because we’ve got the best nurse pickup lines you can use to say, “Hey, I like you.” From funny puns to bold statements, we’ve got something for every nurse specialty. Simply take a deep breath, smile, and give it your best shot—you got this!

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Funny Pick Up Lines

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Do you have an inhaler? Because you just took my breath away.
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My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
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Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you make me breathless.
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Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
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I may have astigmatism, but I see clearly when I’m with you.
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You better call Life Alert because I’ve fallen for you and can’t get up.
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Are you an optic chiasm? Because you’ve turned my world around.
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You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
Do you have an extra lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.^{[1]
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My love for you burns stronger than a urinary tract infection.

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Sweet Pick Up Lines

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I’m not an organ donor, but I’d give you my heart.
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If you keep being this sweet, you might give me diabetes.^{[2]
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Blood is red. Cyanosis is blue. I get tachycardia when I’m with you.
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Did you hear that? Even my heart murmurs, “I love you!”
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You make my dopamine levels soar.
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Is there something in your eye? Nope. Just a sparkle.
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I don’t want to get better because that would mean I’d never see you again.

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Bold Pick Up Lines

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I think you’re suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
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Am I drowning? Because I would love some mouth-to-mouth.
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Do I have to get critically injured to see you again, or can I have your number?
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Is it my olfactory, or do you smell really good?^{[4]
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I think I have a tic because I can’t stop winking at you.
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Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
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You should diagnose me to see if I’m a good partner.
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We should study anatomy together sometime.
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You’d be amazed by how fast I can do rapid clothing removal.

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What are your favorite pick up lines?

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If you're looking for funny pick up lines for flirting with another person, here are some good options to help show off your rizz!

Are you WiFi? Because I feel a connection.
Are you tired? You've been running through my mind all day.
I'm not a photographer but I can picture you and me together.
Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
If being beautiful was a crime, you’d be on the most wanted list.
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
I just listened to Spotify’s “Hottest Singles” playlist and was surprised you weren’t there.
Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

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The best thing you can do when talking to a crush is be yourself!

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Pick up lines are a great way to start a conversation if you want to get someone’s number. Try not to overthink it and just go for it.

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