Happy Birthday, Funny Lady! 60+ Wishes for Women & Girls

Want to wish the funniest lady you know a very happy birthday? Or maybe you’re just looking for a hilarious birthday message to write to a special woman in your life? You’ve come to the right place. Writing birthday messages can be tricky when you get caught up trying to word everything perfectly, so we’re saving you the trouble. In this article, you’ll find a collection of funny happy birthday messages for her—whether you’re writing to a friend, family member, or significant other. Let’s take a look!

The Best Funny “Happy Birthday” Wishes for Her

Happy birthday, funny lady. Congratulations on being born a really long time ago!
You’re like a unicorn: rare, magical, and a little out of this world. Happy birthday, queen!
Happy birthday to the coolest girl in the whole world (apart from me)!
Happy birthday, my love! We’re not just raising a glass to you tonight—we’re raising the whole bottle!
Happy birthday! I think you’re officially considered “retro” now.
Happy birthday to the funniest lady around. Like fine wine, you only get better with age!

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“Happy Birthday to a Funny Lady” Messages

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If the birthday girl has a reputation for her stellar sense of humor, mention it in your message! After all, a good sense of humor is a wonderful trait for anyone to have—so show her that you appreciate her jokes (and, of course, crack a joke of your own to show that you give as good as you get). For example:
- Happy birthday, funny lady. Congratulations on being born a really long time ago!
- Happy birthday—and stay golden, girl!
- Happy birthday to the funniest gal I know! Gee, is it hot in here? Oh, wait, that’s all the candles on your cake!
- Wow—smart, funny, and good-looking! But that’s enough about me, it’s your birthday!
- Time to get this party started, funny lady! (We both know you need to be in bed by 9 pm.)
- Happy birthday, funny lady! Remember: age is a matter of mind. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter!
- Happy birthday to the funniest lady around. Like fine wine, you only get better with age!
- Another year older, but still as funny and fabulous as you’ve always been. Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday, funny lady! Age is just a number, and in your case, it’s a really, really big one! (Just kidding!)
- Hey there, funny lady! Just wanted to wish you a happy birthday. And hey, at least you’re not as old as you’ll be this time next year!

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Girls & Women

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Now, let’s pivot to some more general birthday wishes for any birthday girl with a funny bone. After all, laughter is an amazing mood-booster and a great way to spread birthday cheer.^{[1]
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Go to source} If you want to write a birthday message with some humor in it, here are a few silly examples to get you started:
- Age really only matters if you’re cheese or wine, anyway. Happy birthday, lady!
- Happy birthday, travel buddy! Man, we’ve sure taken a lot of trips around the sun together, huh?
- One year closer to getting the senior citizen discount at museums, restaurants, and attractions. Congrats—and happy birthday, girl!
- Another birthday? Don’t grow again, it’s a trap!! (Kidding, have a great birthday!)
- You’re like a unicorn: rare, magical, and a little out of this world. Happy birthday, queen!
- Happy birthday, lady! You’re not getting older—you’re becoming a classic.
- Happy birthday to the only other gal in the world wild enough to keep up with me!
- Happy birthday to the “she” to all of my “nanigans”! You’re one in a million!
- Have an amazing birthday, girl! If there’s cake, I’ll be there!

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Funny Birthday Wishes for a Friend

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Do you want your friend to laugh out loud when she opens her birthday card? We’ve got you covered! Generally, when you’re writing to a close friend, it’s okay to be a little more teasing with your jokes (as long as you feel confident that she’ll appreciate the joke, too). Here’s a wide variety of example funny birthday messages for a friend:
- Happy birthday, bestie! I forgive you for being younger than me.
- Happy birthday, lady! If you’re worried about getting older, think of it this way: the more candles on your cake, the bigger the cake!
- Uh-oh, you caught me. I’m really just here for the cake…but happy birthday!
- Happy birthday to my talented, gorgeous, charming friend! Takes one to know one. ;)
- Happy birthday, lady! I’d get you a gift, but having me as your best friend is the only gift you need.
- Happy birthday to the coolest girl in the whole world (apart from me)!
- Happy birthday! It makes me happy knowing we’re gonna get old together (and even happier to know that you have a head start).
- Happy birthday! How many gray hairs are we at, now?
- Happy birthday, bestie! Don’t worry, you can always work on getting wiser with age next year.
- Happy birthday to the girl who clearly has a fountain of youth stashed somewhere (and won’t share it with me. What’s up with that?)

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Funny Birthday Wishes for a Girlfriend or Spouse

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When writing your significant other a birthday message, it’s important to make them feel special and loved (in addition to teasing them a little, if that’s your style). To that end, here are some example birthday messages for a girlfriend or spouse—with a dash of romance and humor combined:^{[2]
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- Happy birthday! BRB, gotta call your mom and say thanks for birthing you!
- Happy birthday to my human space heater girlfriend! You can put your weirdly hot feet on me anytime.
- Happy birthday, angel! You came into this world naked and screaming—so let’s try to party just as hardy today!
- Happy birthday to the only person in the world I love spending time with 24/7. You’re my one and only!
- Happy birthday, gorgeous. You get hotter by the year!
- Happy birthday, dearest! You’re not getting older, you’re leveling up in the game of life. Love, your devoted co-op partner.
- Happy birthday, sweetheart, and congratulations on making it through another year of my snoring. You’re the best!
- I would wish you the best birthday ever, but there’s no need. You’re spending it with me, so it definitely will be!
- Happy birthday, my love! We’re not just raising a glass to you tonight—we’re raising the whole bottle!

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Funny Birthday Wishes for a Sister

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Are you and your sister the type of siblings who always find new ways to (lovingly) diss one another? Pay homage to your siste—and poke fun at her a little—with one of these birthday wishes:^{[3]
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- Happy birthday, sister! And thanks for coming into my life to make me seem more normal!
- I was told gifts were above my sibling pay grade, but happy birthday anyway!
- Hey, sis! Let’s celebrate the anniversary of the day you escaped Mom’s womb!
- It’s your birthday, sister! Don’t forget to smile awkwardly while the whole family sings “Happy Birthday” out of tune!
- Happy, happy birthday to my favorite (only) sister. You rock!
- Happy birthday! And look on the bright side: no matter how old you get, I’ll always be younger.
- Happy birthday, sister! And—I mean this from the bottom of my heart—thank you for always being older than me.
- Congratulations on getting a year older! If only maturity were guaranteed to come with it.
- Happy birthday, sis! I regret to inform you that your childhood has now expired.
- Happy birthday to the amazing sister who has known me longer than anyone and still somehow likes me. You’re the best!
- Happy birthday! Love, the sister you love to hate.

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Funny Birthday Wishes for a Mother

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When wishing your mom a happy birthday, you can definitely whip out the “aging like fine wine” jokes—as long as that’s something your mom would normally laugh at, of course. Try using one of the following funny birthday wishes, depending on your mom’s sense of humor:
- Happy birthday, Mama! May we continue to drive each other nuts for decades to come.
- I figured gifts were optional since you already have the greatest gift ever (me). Happy birthday, Mom!
- Enjoy your cake—just let me know if we need to call the fire department with all of those candles on it. Have a very happy birthday, Mom!
- Happy birthday, Mom! Love, your favorite child (don’t worry, I won’t tell).
- Quick, where’s the birthday cake?! Oh—and happy birthday, Mom!
- Happy birthday, old lady!
- Happy birthday to the marvelous lady who taught me literally everything I know. Can you believe I didn’t even know how to say words when we met?!
- Happy birthday, Mom! I think you’re officially considered “retro” now.
- They grow up so fast; it feels like just yesterday I was teaching you how to make an Instagram account! Oh, wait, that really was yesterday. Happy birthday, Mom!

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Funny Birthday Quotes

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When words fail you, borrow a funny quote instead. A quote can be a fun and unique way to begin a birthday card for someone (or end one with a bit of humorous wisdom). Try using one of the following birthday-themed quotes in a card:
- “There is still no cure for the common birthday.” —John Glenn
- “One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you’ve become harmless.” —Liz Smith
- “I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.” —Eva Gabor
- “You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” —Ogden Nash
- “All the world is a birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.” —George Harrison
- “Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it!” —Eleanor Roosevelt
- “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” —Lucille Ball
- “Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.” —Tom Wilson
- “Live your life and forget your age.” —Norman Vincent Peale
- “It takes a long time to grow young.” —Pablo Picasso
- “It’s sad to grow old, but nice to ripen.” —Bridgette Bardot
- “Don’t just count your years, make your years count.” —George Meredith

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How to Make a Funny Birthday Message for Her

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Take your relationship and sense of humor into consideration. Certain jokes aren’t for everyone! When you’re writing a funny birthday message for someone, think about what type of humor would make them laugh. Are they sensitive? Maybe choose a joke that isn’t poking fun at them. Do you love to constantly poke fun at each other? In that case, a teasing birthday message might be more appropriate.
- Similarly, if you’re writing a birthday message to your best friend or a sister you’re super close with, you can probably trust that she’ll understand the joke.
- On the other hand, if you’re writing to a more casual acquaintance or new friend, you might want to stick to lighthearted humor and steer clear of the teasing.
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Crack a joke about past birthdays you’ve celebrated together. Inside jokes are totally fair game, as long as you’re both in on them—and you can definitely reference goofy mishaps from previous birthdays, too. Maybe you’re always getting to their birthday party a little late, or the party ended up getting rained on one year. Make a lighthearted reference in your message (and, of course, wish them happy birthday).
- For example, if you were late before, you could joke about finally getting there on time this year. If the party got rained on one year, you could say, “And don’t worry—I’ve got my umbrella this time!”
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Include a joke about their interests. It’s always nice to play to someone’s interests when writing them a birthday message; it makes the sentiment feel more personalized and fun! Try including a greeting that references a topic they enjoy, or a pun or joke later in the message. For example, if they love Star Wars, you might sign off by saying, “May the force be with you on this momentous birthday!”
- Similarly, if they’re a Jurassic Park fan, you could reference a funny quote from the movie: “It’s your birthday! Hold on to your butts—it’s gonna be a wild one!”
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Send a silly birthday-themed meme or GIF. This ties into the previous suggestion, too; try sending them a birthday-themed meme or GIF that also references one of their interests! There are plenty of silly birthday memes out there on the internet—and if you dig around, you can also find GIFs from just about every movie, TV show, and game under the sun.
- You can still write them a card, too—but, if you want to wish them a happy birthday before you see them, you can text a goofy GIF to make them smile!