Who Would Win in a Fight?
A witty analyzer for absurd, hypothetical showdowns
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Pit any two people, animals, or characters against each other and our analyzer will deliver the definitive (and hilariously absurd) breakdown of the fight. Who walks away with the bragging rights? Who is simply getting served? Time to find out. The bell rings now!
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Other Epic & Hilarious 1-vs.-1 Showdowns
Need help picking two combatants to face off against each other? Check out our list of 250+ fun hypothetical battle match-ups. Here are some of our favorites:
- Drake vs. Kendrick
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- T-rex vs. Spinosaurus
- Squidward vs. Sandy Cheeks
- Mr. Incredible vs. Hercules
- Dumbledore vs. Gandalf
- Kirby vs. Yoshi
- Every Pokémon vs. one billion lions
- Mr. Clean vs. Colonel Sanders
- You vs. 100 birds
